MSI K8N Neo 2 Platinum (nForce 3 chipset), 1.80 BIOS.
AMD Athlon64 3000+ (Wichester 90nm) @ 2448 Mhz (~4000+) @ 1.65v @ 306 Mhz HTT/FSB @ 8x Multiplier @ 3x HTT Multiplier. 
Zalman 7700 CU heatsink, CPU idle temp = 29 C, load temp = 45c C, system idle temp = 19 C, load temp = 30 C.
4 Vantec Stealh case fans in the case (27cfm, quiet).
2x512 Mb PQI Turbo (not TCCD/TCCC) Dual Channel DDR RAM @ 204 Mhz FSB (2:3 divider) @ 3-3-3-9-1T @ 2.6v.
Sapphire ATi Radeon 9800 Pro 128 Mb modded/flashed to 9800 XT @ 446 Mhz core / 377 Mhz memory.
AMD Stock Heatsink, Vantec Stealth 80mm 27cfm Fan on Radeon 9800 XT.
Coolermaster Copper Heatsinks for Radeon 9800 XT.
AGP Voltage @ 1.5v.
AGP Bus @ 67 Mhz.
2x80Gb Maxtor 7200rpm ATA/133 8mb cache hard drive.
Audigy 2 Soundcard.
Lite-On 52x/24x/52x CD-RW (latest firmware).
Lite-On 8x DVD+/-RW (latest firmware).
nForce 3 onboard NIC.
Antec 550W TruePower PSU.
Antec Tower Case.
WindowsXP Pro SP2.
WindowsXP Pro x64.
DirectX 9.0c.
19" Samsung 955DF flat CRT monitor.
Logitech Z-680 505w 5.1 digital speakers.
Logitech MX500 Optical Mouse.
EPSON Stylus CX5400 printer+scanner USB device.
BellSouth Xtreme 372 KBytes down, 40 KBytes up ADSL.
PC/OS is highly optimized for gaming.
SuperPi 1M Time - 34 seconds.

Dell Inspiron 9300
Intel Pentium M 1.86Ghz (~3000+)
Intel 915M motherboard
2Gb Dual Channel PC4200 DDR2 4-4-4-8 RAM
nVidia GeForce 6800 Go @ 370/830 (12 pipes/5 vp)
60Gb 7200rpm HDD
9-cell battery
17" widescreen (16:10) 25ms LCD screen (1920x1200 native resolution)
Audigy 2 ZS PCMCIA card
Built-in Intel Ethernet Card
Built in Intel Wireless Ethernet Card
Built-in Intel 56K Modem
Built-on Sony DVD-/+RW
Logitech MX500 mouse
Func 1030 Mouspad
Sennhesier PC 150 headset
College broadband (Go GameCocks!) 
8lbs of weight