Stupid Things Men Say
Inspired by actual events as told by Kira Martin and experienced by myself.

Your pout, it makes me want to tithe,
Your smile makes me want a shower.
But your love can only make me writhe
When you, my dear, hold all the power.

Your hair makes me want to climb a tree,
Your eyes make me want to swim.
You body makes me want a shopping spree,
But you cut up my Visa on a whim.

I’ve sometimes heard these from one or another,
The silliness that men say,
But “I’ll love one and screw the other…”
Now THAT will be the day…