Dog People |

There are too many people hating on Cat Schwartz at the TechTV message board. They say she serves no purpose on Call for Help. She doesn't know enough about computers. They don't seem to realize that she is a producer, not a technical consultant. That's why she doesn't answer questions. She has her "Cat's Clicks" segment and she does the call intros. What's with all the citty hating?

Morgan Webb and Laura Swisher address the whole "whose the hottest chick on TechTV" issue on the last show. I didn't catch the begining, but I'm pretty sure they were talking about a web site that had an actuall poll. Morgan got the most votes by far with 26, then Laura pouted that she only got two votes. I voted for Michaela. She had two votes at the time, but I lost the link. They seem to be bothered by the whole thing. They should be grateful their viewers think they're hot, it's the reason a lot of them watch the shows :P I didn't realize so many people favored Morgan over everyone else, though. I think it's because she's a gamer and she's got nice breasts. Laura's are better, but she's just a comedian, and not a geek at all. Moran's personality factors in heavily with her fans from what I've read on the net.

Found the link. Wow. This doens't seem right. 197 for Sarah (can you say "stuffed ballot"?), 29 for Morgan, 52 for Megan (who left a few weeks ago), 3 FOR CAT???

Okay, I voted for Laura three times and Cat once before it stopped me from voting again. Damn, shoulda went for Michaela. Oh Micky, you're so fine! You're so fine, you blow my mind! Ha! still got to vote for her :) Maybe if I reconnect and get a new IP, I can vote again, with the comment "This system is flawed" :)

I think Smallville got a new set of writers. The show is so much better than it was in previous seasons.

That's enough typing for now. Gonna play with this voting thing.

False alarm |

Everyone seems to be in agreement, it was tips. Though I think the caller meant it both ways. It was a way of sneaking it in.

See what I'm doing here? Wiggling my fingers? Think about it.

Tips or ? |

Okay, it seems a lot of people on the message board thinks the caller and Leo said "tips", not the other thing. Everyone at TSS was laughing because of what it sounded like. We'll just have to wait for the repeat at 12e/9p.

Stay tuned for more on this late breaking development!

Jessica Corbin's... assets |

Oh my god. The perils of live television. A jaw dropping momemt on The Screen Savers today. A viewer called in and said "Gotta say, I love Jessica's tits." Whoa. Then LEO says "Yeah, she's got great tits, doesn't she?" Clang! That was the sound of my jaw hitting the floor. People have commented on the message board that he was a pervert, but I never saw any examples until today. Now, this wasn't so much him as Cat, but she had a weird shirt on today and Leo said she had her maid costume on for Halloween, and she said "You'd like that wouldn't you?", and he said "I wouldn't mind." A little kinky there. But back to Jessica. I've always wondered if they were fake or she just always wore a Wonderbra :) If they're fake, I don't see why she would be offended. You don't get implants to blend in. She looked a little offended behind her smile, though. She probably wanted to kick him in the nuts.

Scandal!

Schmo Show No Mo(r)e |

The last episode of the Joe Schmo Show aired last night. "The Hutch" "won". He knew something was weird when that happened. It got me a little misty eyed. "Ashleigh" was crying becuase she didn't like being a bitch to him. Snoogins. Of course, he was like "yeah!" when he found out "Molly" and Ralph didn't really have anything going on. They never said if they got together or not. Proably not. They called it the season finale though. Don't know how they could pull that off a second time. Unless they take it to Europe...

Morrowind got pushed back AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Nov. 5. Sure. Whatever.

Just checked my grades for the Dreamweaver class. 9 out of 12 grades are 110%, the rest are 100's :) Bong!

Me Tarzan, you annoying |

Jane is so freaking uptight. Tarzan's starting to look like he wants to slap her, too. "Your rules are lies. And you are full of shit." Okay, I added that last part.

Cat posted some weird pics in her moblog. It's her, and a guy and a girl that no one's seen before, in a bedroom. Everyone's wondering what's up. Is Cat getting her freak on while she's away from home? :)

SENDDESCRIPTIONSENDDESCRIPTIONSENDDESCRIPTION! |

Cool episode of Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? today. He and his firends were skipping school, and his principle was trying to track him down, a la Ferris Bueler. He peeks inside his house (it seems the peephole on their door is two way), but a camera outside lets his mom know someone is looking inside. Some gas shoots out of the hole to get him away, and his mom calls his dad and says a peeping tom was looking in. He get pissed and yells "SENDDESCRIPTIONSENDDESCRIPTIONSENDDESCRIPTION!" It was great becuase his voice is a text-to-speech deal, like Microsoft Narrator, or what Stephen Hawkings has.

Decent Angel tonight. Looks like they were trying to be extra spooky for Halloween. They had a brief nudity warning before it started. I figured were going to be subjected to James Marsters' ass, but there was shower scene with Amy Acker. Don't know what was up with the warning though. You could barely see anything through the steam. I was expecting something like Charlotte Ross in that NYPD Blue episode a few months ago. Damn youse WB!

"You talk too much outlander" |

Wow, it's so easy to come up with cute titles for these posts. It's usually so hard for me to come up with titles. That quote's from Morrowind.

Why do people talk so much? Why do people come into a store, buy something, and the customer just feels they have to tell the salesperson, "I'm buying this for my son Billy. He got all 'A's on his report card!" Issat so? Really? Yeah? I don't care. Let me relate to you Buffy style. In this scene, I'm Anya.

Anya (to a customer who just finished her purchase): Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that "Please go" just got replaced with "Have a nice day."
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?

I hear ya, An. But unfortunetly, the next line is true.

Xander: No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace.

I'm sorry Xander, but I can't embrace it. I will do it, but I will not embrace it.

I remember once someone was telling me about how he had all the Half-Life expansion packs or something. He was a lot more observant than most customers, and he realized that I didn't care, even though I was trying to fake it, as usual. It's so hard to come up with responses sometimes, too.

People, let's get this straight: unless you're hot and/or talking about computers/video games/one of several television shows, then I DON"T CARE. www.zipit.com.

And yes, I am aware of the irony of posting this on a blog. But you don't have to read this, and even if you are, you don't have to smile and nod and try to make small talk back. Besides, for many bloggers, myself included, blogging is just a way to rant, not for the entertainment of others.