I
have never been very political, much less, up on politics, or even voice a
political opinion. But, I must say that certain facts disturb me. These are as
listed below.
AND
THIS CAME FROM A DEMOCRAT!
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I
leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to
wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more
about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is
what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does
NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog"
could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful,
Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the
Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group
of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air
Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura
Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've
received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass
this on. God bless
SINCERELY,
A
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the Internet, without which I would not be able to post this wonderful, factual
hyper-text page.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already
getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she
also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they
purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around
$10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage
to house the Secret Service agents.
The
When she runs for President, will you vote for her?