Triathalon gold mealist for "Florida's Most Visited Titty Bars"
Who took the "Sigmund Freud Sexual Deviation and ****** Nanny Fantasy
Therapy Course"... and flunked...
Who was very concerned that his father was a sexual deviant homo... and was
glad that he wasn't... as we all watched his father die of AIDs... and still
may wonder what the sexual malfunction is in ****** men...
What, the same guy who insists on using a Stevie-Ray-Vaughan-Style Fender
4 x 10" Super Reverb for HARMONICA when he could be using something
with a single 10" speaker, that is about 100 pounds less to carry around?
What, Mr. Motivation, who goes out, without consulting anyone on the planet,
and buys a "PA"... a Peavey XR-700, and two, soon-to-be-blown-up-by-Peavey-ground-spikes
Speaker cabinets?
Who's last biggest brag when last we spoke was his lifetime achievement of
obtaining and hoarding over SEVEN-HUNDRED bottles of booze (where does he
lay his T-Shirts and towels on laundry day?)
But he claims to NEVER drink to GET FUCKED UP... and claims he is NOT an
alcoholic...) (an alcoholic to him is **** *****'s dad... and he says he'll
never be that low... but to the rest of the world, people can easily picture "Thurston
Howell The Third" with too many martinis night after night... Not an
alcoholic?)
Who claims he doesn't have a drug problem... except that every conversation
we have had for the last (at least) three years, no matter what time of day
or night... you can hear a BONG bubbling in the backfround... Can't he sit
that shit down long enough to talk on the phone? Evidently not...
The same individual I named "Captain Ozium" back in the 80s, who
always had a comntainer of Ozium in his car in case the cops pulled him over
right after smoking a joint...
Annnnnnnnnnnnd....
Let's not forget about the "Tom Jones A Girl Look At Me Sideways So
She Must Love Me Or Something" award
Let's never forget "The Tom Jones A Girl Looked At Me Sideways So She
Must Love Me Or Something and I Can't Figure Out Why She Doesn't Want to
Come Over" lifelong song-book and blues repretoire...
And last but not least, that's not forget the "My Friends Are My Personallly
Exploitable Slave Bastards" world Olympic gold medal, US Nationals gold
medal, World Championship Afro-American Collegiate Minds Area A Terrible
Thing to Waste gold medal collection which is framed and hung on the wall
right next to his 717th bottle of premium liquor...
I wouldn't worry about him... I got HIS ******* number.....
HTO's 2.1