If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

JamHandy-Htos2

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