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PAST SHOWS:


March 13: (website created)
March 14:
The Panic House, Huntsville, AL w/ The Can Kickers
March 15: Bayou Blue Bar, Florence, AL w/ The Natchez Shakers
March 16: The Pilot Light, Knoxville, TN, w/ The Liars and The Pink Sexies
March 17:
The Red Rose, Murfreesboro, TN w/ The Natchez Shakers and The Clutters



NEW ENGLAND TOUR:

March 23:
Station 58, New London, CT w/ Mooney Suzuki, The Datsuns, The Spitzz
March 24: Goddard College, Plainfield, VT w/ Hostile Amish, Vomit Dichotomy, Mantits - VOTED BEST SHOW EVER!!!
March 25: Sydney's, Lawrence, MA, w/ No one what-so-ever, not even an audience. It was excellent. I would like to thank the sound guy for staying.
March 26: some art gallery, Westerly, RI (open mic) w/ The Can Kickers
March 27: Luna Lounge, NY, NY w/ the legendary ROCKATS!!!
March 28: We stole beer from college kids.
March 29: New Wave Cafe, MA w/ The Can Kickers, Modern Day Urban Barbarians for WFNX Night
March 30: The Old Shed/Shop/Shack, Palmer, MA w/ Waffle Waffle, Screening of Fugazi's "Instrument". We had an excellent spaghetti dinner and an enjoyable hike, too. Not to mention sleeping accomodations.
March 31: WCNI 91.1 FM "Demolition with Ax and Smash" Live, New London, CT. w/ a few angry phone calls.
April 1: Middlebury College, Middlebury, VT w/ some hippies.

April 6: Barnstormers, Montevallo, AL w/ The Blackouts
April 7: A house of very nice folks, Montevallo, AL w/ Teen Getaway

April 11: Banditto Burrito, Madison, AL w/ Kill Devil Hills

April 19: A House, Auburn, AL w/ The Wednesdays
April 20: A Street Festival, Waverly, AL, accompanying the Pine Hill Haints
April 20:
1213, Anniston, AL w/ Daikaiju and The Pine Hill Haints

April 26: Dionysus, Tuscaloosa, AL w/ Daikaiju and Random Conflict
April 27: A Basement, Tuscaloosa, AL w/ Daikaiju and Random Conflict. The Reverend fell in glass and sewage and cried like a wee baby. Thanks to Justin for the excellent shelter!

May 10: Barnstormers, Montevallo, AL w/ No other bands. We played every song we knew.
May 11: Sheffield, AL w/ Daikaiju, Random Conflict. Heroes in a half shell...Turtle Power!

May 18: Banditto Burrito, Madison, AL w/ The Pink Sexies. The Pink Sexies lead singer bit everyone's head off and shot blood from his eyes. It was awesome.

May 24: The Red Rose, Murfreesburo, TN w/ Monorail...Monorail...Monorail...MONORAIL!

May 31: The Green Bean, Auburn, AL w/ Guff? AAARRRGGH! T'WAS A FINE SHOW!!!!!
June 1: CLUB VINYL!!!, Huntsville, AL w/ Daikaiju. Re-affirmed hatred of clubs. The paradox of us playing there and it being what it is created a nexxus of sorts that swallowed at least 3 goth kids and possibly Ernest.

June 7: Barnstormers, Montevallo, AL w/ VPN and K from New York. Nice folks.
June 8:
Jamie's Wedding. Ernest slept in a giant electrical transformer.
June 9: Met the most amazing magician ever: Kris (and his friend, Chris, who was the most amazing musician i've ever met). It was also good to see Mr. B.D. Williams.

June 29: Alabama Apartments, Tuscaloosa, AL, w/ Daikaiju, Random Conflict, Crack Baby Jesus. Jon vomited - it was awesome. And then a thief got chased away and his car was kicked like a mug. The order of these events is debatable.

July 12: The Springwater, Nashville, TN, w/ Daikaiju, Nova, The Senate.

July 21: Crossroads, Huntsville, AL, w/ Skarmy of Darkness and a few others for the 5-Points Documentary Fundraiser. Thanks to Skarmy for putting on a great show - sorry it had to be so short. Congrats to Tina on a fairly successful fundraiser!

August 7: Red Rose, Murfreesboro, TN, w/ Andrew

August 10: The Pilot Light, Knoxville, TN, w/ Dixie Dirt. Many lesbians...

August 16: Barnstormers Pizza, Montevallo, AL, w/ Just us, again. GIRLS GONE WILD! GIRLS GONE WILD!
August 17: House Show, Auburn, AL, w/ Alabama Dirt Scab Band Stompbox Band. GIRLS GONE WILD! GIRLS GONE WILD!

August 22: Knights of Columbus, Huntsville, AL, w/ The Crying Shames? and The Pink Sexies and Others. Big thanks to The Pink Sexies for putting on a great show.

CANCELLED......
August 30: Burrito Jones, Carrolton, GA, w/ Daikaiju and more?
August 31:
Savannah, GA, w/ Daikaiju
September 1: The Nick, Birmingham, AL, w/ Diakaiju and The Nowhere Squares

September 6: Huntsville
September 7:
Martin's, Jackson, MS w/ Daikaiju and more?

 

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