Moron
Test
By
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SEE IF YOU CAN GET ALL
THE QUESTIONS CORRECT, AND DON'T CHEAT. HAVEFUN.
Answer the following
13 questions, then scroll down and check
your answers. DON'T CHEAT!!! When you are done,count the number
correct and see how you compare to others.
OK, here we go......
1. Is there a 4th of
July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays
does the average man have?
3. Some months have
31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are
there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for
a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number
30, divided by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?
7. There are 3 apples
and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?
8. A doctor gives
you three pills and tells you to take one every
half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17
sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?
10. How many animals
of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the
market is 5'-10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent
stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's
name in 1960?
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So how do you think
you did? Here are the answers....
1. Yes. It comes
right after the 3rd.
2. One (1).
You can only be born once.
3. Twelve (12).
All of them have at least 28 days.
4. Six (6). Don't
forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
5. No. He must
be dead if it is his widow!
6. Seventy (70).
30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
7. Two (2).
You take two apple...therefore, YOU have TWO apples.
8. One hour.
If you take the first pill at 1:00, the
second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the
pills have run out and only an hour has passed.
9. Nine (9).
Like I said, all BUT nine die.
10. None. I
didn't know that Moses had an ark?
11. Meat...that is
self-explanatory.
12. Twelve (12).
How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE...it's
a dozen!
13. Bill Clinton.
As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.
So, how did you do?
13 correct....GENIUS....you
are good!
10-12 correct....ABOVE
AVERAGE....but don't let it go to your head
7-9 correct....AVERAGE....but
who wants to be average?
4-6 correct....SLOW....pay
attention to the question
1-3 correct....IDIOT....what
else can I say
0 correct....CONGRATULATIONS,
you are a certified MORON!!!! |