Weird
Breakfast Tale
By Footeythere once was a man named captain crunch who lived in the land of K. while sitting in his magically delicious kingdom one day, captain crunch made a wish on his frosted lucky charms. He wished that he would be able to achieve peace with the evil king cookie crisp and that his daughter, princess two scoops would break up with her boyfriend, forbidden doughnut. well, to make a long story short captain crunch crunched evil king cookie crisp, thus making his enemy soggy in milk.forbidden doughnut was dumped cause he was trying to go behind the king's back and disrupt the peace treaty meetings between the king and evil cookie crisp. princess two scoops was devastated and almost drowned like ophilla from hamlet, "now thou doest not come to my bed," but she was "not quite dead yet" when the lady of the lake, "a watery tart threw a" frog prince at her. the frog prince, dig em' gave her rescue breathing and when she awoke gave her a wet juicy kiss. he then turned into a handsome prince and everyone lived happily ever after. -the end |
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