Anniversary Party II: Don't you know we NEVER leave?
Spidey: Tea?! At a time like this? When you can dance??? *Grabs Draco and starts dancing*
Plum: *pushes Stan away* now when did this happen?! Darko!!! I thought you liked him!! Get him away!
Darko: *Laughs* Nah, I'm ok.
Snape: Get away! *growls*
Sirius: Cards are much better XX
XX: *sigh* no it's not! *frustrated*
Draco: LET GO OFF ME!
Ginny: *giggles* Draco just relax 
Draco: 
XX: DRINKING GAMES WITHOUT CARDS ARE MUCH BETTER!!!
Sirius: NO THEY'RE NOT!
XX: YES THEY ARE!
Sirius: NO--
Hayden: How bout you guys both try out your theories? Instead of fighting over it?
XX and Sirius: *nods head*
XX: Where's the sprite? 
Plum: *hands her a bottle of mountain dew and tries shoving Stanley away* hope that helps!
XX: Thanks 
*XX and Sirius start their "drinking game" while Spidey is dancing with Draco, and all is going well...sort of *
lilli: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone: ????
lilli: AHHH!!!
Hayden: 
lilli: AH--
Everyone: WHAT?!
lilli: *blushes*
XX: What's wrong???
lilli: *points*
*everyone looks and gapes*
XX: Is that what I think it is?
Dorian: What is that?
Plum: *squints* ack...I can't see *pouts* I don't have my glasses with me...
lilli: it's--
Darth Vader: It is I, Darth Vader!
F&Iers: *GASP*
HP Characters: Uh...
Snape: Wait! There is only enough room for ONE, (I repeat) ONE! sinister old guy around here!
Darth Vader: Harry, I am your father...
Harry: NOOOOOO! You're not my father!
Snape: Wait, no, I got this guys! *ahem* Draco, I am your father!
Draco: Um...no you're not.
Snape: Uh...er...I am...your uncle?
Burger King reps: WE KEEL YOU!
Snape: OKAY! Fine...fine...I'm your...Potions teacher?
Draco: 
Ginny *grabs Draco*
D/G *snogsnogsnog*
Plummie: Why, Darko, must you make them snog?
Darko: Gotta keep the post on topic...avoids nasty mod thwaps!
Sirius *pulling XX's hair* CARD GAMES!
XX: *punching Sirius in eye* NO!
Darth Vader: *asthmatic breathing noises*
Random Advertising Guy: You know Darthie. Can I call you Darthie? Well, have you ever tried an inhaler? I know a particular brand that works very well. Now if you endorse it.... *leads Darth Vadar out by the arm*
Darko: Wait! No! That's our plot twist! YOU GET BACK HERE!
XX *between swigs* Give it up it's a lost cause!
Depth: LOST! *squee*
Draco: She fangirls being lost too? Well if that's the case I can easily.... *picks Depth up and throws her into space.
Spidey What are you doing I want to keep dancing!
Ginny: And hey, about that dancing thing. Remember HE IS MINE.
Bunny: Did you see how hot his arms look when he threw her?
lilli: Mmm. I kno- WAIT A SECOND! He threw DEPTH! We have to save her!
Darko: It's okay Darth hun. We have a new plot twist. We don't need you.
Plum: Lilli's right. One of your own is out there. Floating in space.... or china. We need to save her. It is time for us all to become heros.....
Spidey: Wow. Where'd that come from.
Plum: *shrug* Must've been something in the water.
Draco: Yes. You go save your friend. Go on. Go. Don't let us keep you. *grabs Ginny's butt
Nikita: Hey.... wait a minute. This was all a big plan wasn't it. So you could have Ginny all to yourself alone. Don't even think about it. You are coming with us!
Draco: Damn.... I thought I was being sneaky.
Snape: You thought you were being sneaky? And you call yourself a Slytherin... tsk tsk.
Tess: Enough with the chatter. LET'S GO! WE'RE COMING DEPTH!
F&I-ers: Waaaaah! We are losing our shipmates!
Spidey: Told ya, there is a black hole!
Sub: *awakes and comes to rest of group where no one is concerned about her because she shows up all the time and did this time as well* Well, I am here again. In fact, I never left. *looks around* Darth Vader? OKAY, kiddies, what did I miss?
XX: *giggles* Some snogging.
Plum: *grins* Some drinking.
Darko: *laughs* OC-ness.
Sirius: Card games?
Bunny: Oh, and Big Foot, and random guys and...
D/G: *snog and try to steal away*
Sub: *sighs* I hate to miss all the fun. So what are we doing now?
Tess: Right now, we were organizing a rescue-mission for Depth.
F&I-ers: 
WE HAVE TO RESCUE HER! And the others, too.
lilli: Okay, let's see.... *reads out Organizing List, mysteriously quick handed by Hermione*.... rope?
Everyone: Check!
lilli: Map?
Everyone: Check!
Draco: *mumbles* What map? Do these loonies even know where they are going?
Ginny: *mumbles* Yeah, you're right, and listen, they already packed rope, Vegemite, Cheese, torches, a computer to update on FAP --whatever that is--, walkie-talkies, wands for merlin's sake... knives, beans in tins, ping-pong balls, cards....
Draco: *mumbles to Ginny* Wait, aren't these OUR wands?
Ginny: *is shoked* Damn! We wanted to run away, didn't we?
Nikita: HA! Told you that you would be coming with us, D/G!
Everyone: *turns attention to D/G* Please? Help us?
Sub: Yeah, please, we'll need you guys because you can do magic and after all, WE BROUGHT PRESENTS!
Harry: Erm... might I... sorry, miss, may I tell you in a friendly and peacfull way that you used my capslock?
Sub: *turns* Huh? Oh, Harry, it's you. Sorry. You can have it back.
Faraway Voice: Heeeeeellllppppp.....
F&I-ers: Depth? Fey? Shalei? We are coming!!!!
Ginny: Be reasonable! We can't just leave now, don't you know that------
Plum: LET'S GO!!!
Harry:
Plum: Wait...where's Darth???
Nikita: He left with the advertising guy remember?
Plum: Oh good, his asthmatic breathing was starting to get on my nerves.
Draco: *evil grins and starts breathing all asmathic*
Plum: Stop it! *Whines*
Snape: *Hits Draco on the head*
Ginny: Hey don't hit my Draco!
D/G: *Snogssnog*
lilli:
Sub: Do we have everything?
Everyone: *Nods*
Spidey: Who wants to go into the black hole first???
*Everyone takes a step back*
*Plum and lilli quietly went behind Draco, grabbed him and threw him into the black hole*
Draco: What the- AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!
Ginny:
Harry: *grins*
Plum: Sorry Ginny ^-^
Ginny: *goes into the black hole*
Spidey: Who's next?
Nikita: *Sigh* I'll go *goes in*
Plum: Me next! *Runs into the black hole*
*XX and Sirius still fighting, Sub and lilli both push them in*
*Everyone takes turns until their in the black hole*
Plum: It's so dark in here! I can't see!!!
*bumps into someone*
Plum: Who's that?
person: Who's who?
Plum: What?
Person: What?
Plum: I'm scared!
Person: Plummie?
Plum: ....yeah?
Tess: It's me Tess.
Plum: TESS!!!! *Tries to glomp, but ends up falling down*
Nikita: You guys-oof! *Falls over someone*
Plum: get off!
Nikita: sorry.
Spidey: Ah, my foot!
Plum: Who is grabbing onto my arm??? I can't feel my circulation anymore!
Draco: Sorry.
Plum: ...
Draco: I thought you were Ginny.
Ginny: Where's our wands???
Spidey: oops..
Ginny: That doesn't sound good.
Spidey: I kind of forgot it back out there..
lilli: does anyone have a spare wand? We really need some li--- *slams into someone*
XX: Where's Sirius! I'm going to kick his butt all the way to timbuktu!
Sirius: *hits who he thinks XX is at, but it's Harry*
Harry: Ouch! WHO HIT ME?!
Sirius: Oops sorry.
Sub: Stop yelling.
*Everyone hears someone scream*
Ginny: I was TRYING to tell you that we couldn't leave because there is not a known way to return from a black hole! We needed to do research! Be ready with our wands! You know, important stuff. Things you do before you jump headfirst into a black hole!
Draco: Oh darling Ginny it's so dark in here please hold my hand I am so scared! *sobs*
lilli: Hey, that's MY hand!
Draco: *sniffle* I just needed some comfort.
Darko: Here, Draco, you can hold my hand.
Sirius: That's ME.
Darko: Works for me.
Plum: Um, remember that blood curdling scream I introduced at the end of my post as a plot device?
From the depths of the lightless abyss our travellers currenly find themselves in, a scream echoes.
Sub: OMG that must be Depthy!
Darko: Roomie! Roomie, is that you?
Depth's voice: No. That was Fey. I'm perfectly content here in my land of Lost and Jimmy Neutron.
lilli: *cries* Come back Depthy! We miss you!
Fey's voice: Hey! Didn't you notice I just screamed? Doesn't anyone miss ME?
Draco: I miss you.
Ginny: *slaps Draco*
Spidey: OUCH!
Harry: ARE YOU OKAY?
Plum: I'M FINE THANK YOU! NO NEED TO SCREAM IN MY EAR!
Darko: Our rescue mission has gone astray. Here we come, fellow F&Iers!
And so our random group of HP characters and D/G shippers trudge deeper and deeper into the blackness from whence they came.
Sub: What's with the creepy narration?
Darko: *shrugs* I thought it was a nice touch.
Sirius: Can you let go of my hand now?
Darko: Nope.
lilli: FOCUS!
XX: Speaking of focus, TESS, where’s the epilogue of WE?!?!? *accusatory glance* I want me some D/G!
Tess: *pout* I told you –
Ginny: Wait, I thought WE was a D/G fic . . .
Draco: So did I. *sniffs*
Ginny: There, there, honey . . . *reaches for Draco*
Dorian: *screams bloody murder* My AUNT just pinched my BUM! I’m scarred for LIFE! I want my mummy . . .
Ginny: *defensively* Sor-ry, I thought you were Draco . . .
Sub: *scratches chin* Er, what’s Dorian doing here? He wasn’t with us before.
Spidey: Well, Almighty Shipper, my latest vision tells me Hayden pushed him into the black hole because he was being really aggravating.
Darko: Dorian isn’t aggravating. *pets*
Danica: *shuddershuddergasp* You know, I’d rather be forgotten than have some random FEMALE shipper trying to cop a feel.
Darko: Well, excuse me if we’re in a BLACK hole. I thought you were Dorian.
lilli: GRRRRRRRRRRRR! I think we need to make a rule. No touch-feeliness until we GET OUT OF THIS FRICKIN’ BLACK HOLE! FOCUS, people, FOCUS!
Danica: *ignores lilli*And by the way, my brother just has a very short temper. He’s not perfect in every way, even though some people seem to think so. *pointed glances at who she thinks are Tess and XX, but are actually Plum and Nikita*
Spidey: I.e., he threw you in the black hole, too?
Danica: *sulk* Yeah.
Nikita: How come? He -
XX: Wait a second, why isn’t he here? I thought Plum's post said that eventually EVERYONE jumped in the black hole.
lilli: Argh, WHO CARES?
Sirius: I have to agree with psycho-girl over there – there's a more important – and as-yet unanswered question – WHICH DRINKING GAME IS BETTER?
XX: Hold your horses, Black. *looks up vaguely* Wait a second, who’s writing this? Why am I fighting with Sirius? I love Sirius. I fangirl Sirius. If you guys recall, the only people I don’t fangirl are my overprotective uncles – Pedro Martinez, Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon, Pee Wee Herman, and Voldemort.
Spidey: Nice reference to the last RR . . .
XX: Anyway, the gist of things is, drinking games are important, but not that important. We need to find out where Shalei, Depth, and Fey are, why some people at the party aren’t in the black hole with us even though they should be – don’t get me wrong, I’m glad Caius isn’t around –
Dorian: *wail* Like my mummy.
Danica: Oh, brother, suck it up.
Sub: *confused* I thought you were cousins . . .
L&L-er: *pops in* Maybe Danica is actually Draco and Hermione's love child! *pops out*
Draco: Or not.
XX: *ignores all the conversations going on simulataneously* - and how to get out of here.
Voice: Speaking of the non-shippers at the party who are supposed to be here but aren't, i.e., the canon and fanon characters, etc. –
Tess: Who's that?!
Plum: I don't know!!! >_<
Harry: OUCH! Someone pinched me in the arse!
Plum: STOP YELLING INTO MY EAR!
SPIDEY: HOW BOUT YOU STOP!!!
Sub: SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU!
Harry,Plum,Spidey:
lilli: FOCUS YOU GUYS!
XX: Who's that?
Voice: --fanon characters, etc. it is Draco's birthday today. (Don't know how to follow after that -__-*)
F&I: It is?!
Draco: 
Ginny: Ohhh I'm sorry dear I forgot!
Draco:
Ginny: 
Harry: *Smirks*
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACO!!!
*Someone screams*
*Darko tries to jump into the arms of Dorian, but ends up with someone else*
Harry: Who's this?
Darko: I thought you were Dorian. *Sigh*
lilli: *cough* focus you guys. Getting back to the scream. Who's voice was that?
Plum: ohh I know!
Everyone: ?
Plum: It's...
Draco: Well? Who is it?
Plum: Wait hold on.
Everyone: *waits*
Plum: It is...
Sockey: Me Sockey
Plum: Wait? Who are you?
Sockey: Well I'm sorta new so I arrived to the party late just in time to see you all jump into this horrible black hole. So I decided to follow you all in.
Draco: Oh no... another one...
Ginny: Lets get back to the problem here... How are we going to get out of this black hole?
XX: And we still need to find out where Shalei, Depth and Fey are
Sirius: We still need to decide what drinking game is the best!!
Draco Well isnt this a lovely way to spend my birthday
Darko: Come over here Draco, I'll make your birthday wonderful
Ginny: Get away from my Draco
Sub: Everyone SHUT UP and lets solve all our problems
lilli: Hate to reiterate... but we still dont have any wands
Sockey: What these wands? *Pulls out a handful of wands*
Plum I can't see any wands!
XX Duh Plummie! Its called a black hole for a reason!! Its BLACK
Plum Oh yeah...
Sockey lumos
Ginnny Well now that we can see...How did you get all our wands?
Sockey *passes wands back to Ginny, Draco, Harry, and all other wizard characters* Well they all were in this pile right outside the black hole. I figured they might be of some use.
Sub Who the hell dropped all the wands?
Everyone *Looks around for whoever dropped them*
Plum: Um... wasn't it Spidey who forgot the wands when we went into the black hole?
Spidey: *Blushes*
Everyone: *Glares at her*
Draco: Thank Merlin, she *points at Sockey* was smart enough to bring them in.
*Spidey retaliates by throwing a ball at his head*
Plum: Nice throw Spidey! ^-^
Spidey: Thanks
Draco: @_@
Ginny: Draco dear, are you ok?
Darko: Hey you guys I have an idea!
Everyone: ?
Darko: We should have a party for Draco!
Ginny: *Grabs Draco possesivley* (I can not spell >_< )
F&I: YEAH!!!
lilli: wait-WAIT!
Harry: *Glares* MINE! MY CAPLOCKS!!!
*Sockey stares at him weird*
*Everyone stops cheering*
lilli: what about rescuing Depthy, Shalei, and Fey?!
Everyone: Oh yeah...
Plum: We can first rescue them and then head over to Draco's big mansion for the party ^-^
Draco: Why my place?!
Plum: Because it's big.
Spidey: Has a lot of food.
Plum: And there is a pool too.
Spidey: And there's a lot of food there too. Wait did I already say that?
Sockey: yeah you did -_-*
Plum: Besides, our parties always gets ruined because something bad happens, since it's your birthday hopefully nothing will happen
lilli: *sigh* let's go you guys. We're wasting time.
Darko: So once again our travelers with their wands go farther into the darken abyss in search of their fallen comrades and--
Sockey: What's up with the narration?
XX: Don't ask, Darko tends to do that from time to time.
Plum: Hey guys look at what I f----*falls into a hole. (LOL a hole in a hole Ok, I think the boredom of a sunday evening is getting to me @_@)
F&I:
Mars: *appears at top of black hole if there's a top to a black hole* Erm, what's going on down there?
Draco: Who's that?
lilli: My musical dancing buddy!
lilli and Mars: *Start coreographed dance number*
Mars: Anyway, so this black hole that really isn't a black hole because it has been illuminated, but who's keeping track? Erm...I forgot my question...
F&Iers: *groan*
Mars: *blush*
Plum: *yells* I'm falling down another hole!
Everyone: *gasps*
Mars: So, should I jump down there, or can I do anything to get you out?
Sockey: Erm...
Mars: *is mysteriously pushed into the "black hole"* Ahhhh!!! *thud*
Darko: Goodness, Hayden, a bit quick, aren't we?
Hayden: Uh, I'm over here. And how did I get in this black hole?
Darko: *pouts* Well, I put you in because I thought you were making moves on me.
Mars: That was ME. I just fell in the black hole, remember? And REMEMBER, it's illuminated, so it's not even black!
Darko: Oh...right. *takes off night mask*
Spidey: You're really living up to your title as The Official Perv.
Darko: *beams*
Snape: You know, after all this jumping in a black hole nonsense, I'm really in the mood for a hot shower.
Entire HP World, Fandom and Canon: *STOPS*
*cricket, cricket*
Plum: *who seems to be the only one unphased by this phenomenon, calls from her black hole within a black hole* I'll go with you.
Fey: Plum, is that you?
Plum: OMG OMG I FOUND FEY AND DEPTHY!
Harry: JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE YOU DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE USING MY CAPSLOCKS!
Depthy: *whispers* No, no! Not me! I'm perfectly content in my black hole! *huggles Jimmy/Cindy*
Darko: You can't have Jimmy/Cindy smut, so why bother, dearest roomie?
Depthy: *sighs* You just can't see the beauty of it.
Harry: WAIT A SECOND, I'M THE HERO, WHY AREN'T I DOING THE RESCUING?
Draco: *mumbles* Oh, Potty and his bloody heroics. *kicks Harry down into the black hole*
Ginny: DRACO!
Draco: What?
Ginny: You just look so sexy when you're jealous of Harry.
Draco: I'm not jealous of Po--
Ginny: *grabs Draco*
D/G: *snogsnog*
Plummy: Ick.
Sockey: So, why don't we just sit here and let Harry rescue Fey?
Spidey: And we can roast marshmellows!
XX: NO! Remember the man-eating marshmellows a few pages back?
F&Ies: *shudder*
Harry: HEY I NEED SOME HELP DOWN HERE WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER HELP ME WITH ANYTHING AND WHY AM I SO UTTERLY ALONE ALL THE BLOODY TIME?
Mars: *sigh* Is he always like this?
F&Iers: YES!
Harry: I HEARD THAT!
Mars: *hides behind Darko* He scares me.
Darko: Yes, but you'll have to hide behind someone else, because I'm going to live up to my status and make moves on Hayden. *drool*
Spidey: *facepalm*
Darko: *grins* You know you wouldn't want me any other way. *runs off to stalk Hayden*
Mars: *still scared of Harry* So, are Ron and Hermione available? Maybe someone can kick them down to help Harry, and then he can stop using CapsLock and scarring me. *runs to hide behind lilli*
lilli: I thought we were going to rescue Shalei, Depthy, Fey and now Plummie and then go to Draco's big mansion party! Come on guys. We'll all help Harry! Then we can have food.
Spidey: Food?
lilli: Yes, food.
Spidey: I think we should have food first.
Sockey: Yeah.
lilli: Would you guys PLEASE FOCUS?!?!
Darko: *still stalking Hayden* No one here focuses. I think we all have ADHD.
lilli: *facepalm*
Sockey Hey... I think someone's coming.
*Ron and Hermione appear at the top of the now illuminated black hole*
Spidey Wait... Why? Uh I'm confused
Draco Ok why they hell are you guys here? It's bad enough that stupid Potty is here at my party...
Ginny *To Draco* I believe it's our party dear...
Draco OH whatever. As I was saying...Why they hell are you guys here.
Hermione We came to help Harry
Ron It's what we do!
Hermione Since none of you guys are helping Harry at all we figured we would.
Harry I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME UP THERE!! NOW JUST GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME!!
Draco Haha Like I'm gonna help Potter...
Darko, Mars, and Lilli *Push Draco into the hole within the illuminated black hole*
Ginny HEY you can't do that! That's my husband there...
Darko We know...
Mars That doesn't mean we can't do it!
Lilli Yeah
*All push Ginny into the hole within the illuminated black hole*
From the hole within the illuminated black hole
Draco Ouch Ginny you just landed on me..
Ginny Sorry dear... How can I ever make it up do you?
Draco I don't know if you can...
Ginny How about this...
Draco and GInny *snog snog snog*
Back out of the hole
Spidey Wait you guys. Isn't this party for Draco and Ginny
F&Iers Yeah...
Spidey Well since Draco and Ginny are in that hole and it's their party shouldn't we be down there too?
F&Iers YEAH
Spidey Then let's go... *Jumps into hole*
*Everyone else looks around at each other*
Sockey Oh well... Maybe I'll land on Draco too... *Jumps into hole*
Everyone *Jumps into hole*
Plum: I found Shalei, Fey, and Depthy!!! ^_^
Depthy: *hugs jimmy/cindy smut fics to herself*
Fey: Hi there!
Shalei: *yawns* hi.
Spidey: Are we going to have the party??? I want food!
*Mars see's Harry and runs behind Darko who is busy flirting with Hayden*
lilli: You guys! The sooner we figure out how we get out of this hole, the sooner we'll get to the party!!!
F&I'rs: YEAH!!!
Draco:
Harry: STOP USING MY CAPS-
*Sockey knocks Harry unconcious*
Tess: ohhh Tristy's not going to be happy about that.
Sockey: Oh...well it was the only way to shut him up.
Plum: You could of used the silencio spell.
Sockey: I don't have a wand.
Plum: I wish we had wands *sigh*
Darko: Aren't you going to join Snape for a hot shower?
Plum: *unfazed* hm? Oh, no I was just kidding ^-^
Snape:
Draco: *snickers*
Plum: I rather be with Sirius! I'm sorry Snape.
Snape: YOU'RE STILL ON ABOUT HIM?!
Sirius:
XX: He's mine!
Plum: Oh ok *shrugs* I don't really care.
*Snape stomps off in pure anger*
Plum: Bye!
Everyone: -___-*
lilli: You guys-
F&I'rs: WE KNOW!!!
*Harry jumps up and down in utter frustration*
Nikita: ok... maybe we could a levitation spell so we could float up to the enterance.
Everyone: yeah!
Ginny: I'll float one of you up, Draco dear, help me.
Draco: I don't want to *pouts*
Ginny: The sooner we get out of this and get the party over, we have the mansion to our selves.
Draco: Ok *levitates Mars*
Mars: *gasps in surprise when she was suddenly lift up*
*She finally see's the hole and get's out*
Fey: Are you out Mars?
Mars: Yeah! Bring up the next person!
Sockey: I'll go! ^_^
*D/G slowly start floating people up to the where the others were*
Draco and Ginny continue floating everyone up with help from other character's with wands... aka Harry, Hermione, and Ron
Everyone *comes out of the black hole*
Draco ok, is everyone going to leave now? Get out already!
Ginny Draco, be nice...
Draco I am not going to be nice Gin, these people are complete lunatics and they have been in our house for way to long.
Mars whispers to Spidey Who's he calling a Lunatic?
Spidey *laughs*
Sockey Well we could leave-
Draco YES YES, LEAVE!
Sockey But, we still haven't had your bithday party!! And didn't you look at the thread title??
Plum Oh yeah, I forgot about Draco's Birthday!! We need to plan a big party!!
Depthy Umm Guys...
Everyone yeah?
Dephty I'm not so sure it's Draco's Birthday anymore?
Everyone WHat?
Draco Of course its my birthday!
Depthy I'm not so sure
Fey Yeah, I agree with Depthy... We were in that black hole for along time, and who knows maybe time is super like fast or slow or something there.
Shay So the question is... To have a party or not to have a party?
Lilli I vote for a party!!
Spidey Yeah, one with food!! I'm super hungry from all that black hole rescueing
Sockey So we are having a party for Draco's birthday? Because it isn't his birthday anymore... But today is actully my birthday *Checks Calendar* Well yesterday was...
Darko yes, Double party!!
Spidey So everyone in favor?
Everyone Yay!!!
Spidey That settles it, then. PARTY! Now, maybe I'll FINALLY get some food...
Darko So, Happy Birthday to Sockey and Draco...kinda. Who's going to make the cake? And where's Hayden? *starts searching for Hayden.
Hayden *hides behind Snape*
Snape Oh no, you don't! I don't want her coming after me either!
Hayden *sulks and finds another place to hide*
Plummie So, Ginny, can you make a cake?
Ginny What? Well...you guys are kind of using my house...shouldn't one of YOU make it?
Plummie But it would be so much better if YOU made it...*puppy dog eyes*
Ginny *sighs* Alright. *goes off to make cake*
Draco Uh, Gin! Where are you going? You can't leave me in here with these rabid fangirls! I'll come with you. *goes to "help" with cake*
Darko: Wait!
Everyone: ?
Darko: What if they're snogging instead??? We need to make sure they're baking the cake instead of doing other things.
Sockey: Yeah, I really want cake!
Spidey: I'll go! *Scrambles off to the kitchen*
Mars: *Is amused*
Plum: Pocky sounds much better than cake.
Sockey: Too bad. It's my birthday so we're having it.
Draco: It's my birthday too.
Shalei: I thought you were going to go help Ginny with the cake?
Draco: The stupid bint kicked me out
Darko: Who? Ginny?
Draco: No. Your friend.
Plum: Spidey?
Draco: Yes.
Plum: *laughs* Were you doing something to Ginny that you weren't suppose to be doing?
Draco: *Glares* I was just trying to give her a kiss.
D/G Fangirls: *swoon*
*Hears a commotion behind them and turn around to find Darko hugging Hayden*
Darko: I found you!
Hayden: Ack! Someone help!
Snape: *is amused*
Plum: You never smile.
Snape: *tries to smile for Plum*
Plum: Um... maybe you should just stick to your scowling.
Snape:
Sirius: *sniggers and gives Plum a toothy grin*
Plum: *loffs*
Snape:
Shalei: Y-you guys? Do you smell something burning?
*Spidey runs out of the kitchen with soot all over her face*
Spidey: Um... the cake's going to take a while... *nervous smile*
Draco: *narrows eyes* what did you do?
Spidey:Well... ImightofaddedabittoomuchofbakingsodaandIstucktheca
keinforareallylongtimeandImsorrypleasedon'tkillme!
Darko: ?
Draco:
*Hears yelling from the kitchen and smoke pouring through the door*
Everyone:
Spidey: Someone call 911!!!
Mars: *dials 911* Erm, hello? Yes, I think there's a fire in the kitchen. Yes. Er...Draco Malfoy's mansion...No he's not a fictional character! And no I'm not a nutter! May I speak to your superior please. Thank you. Yes, I'm calling to report a kitchen fire at Malfoy Manor. Why do you people think I'm crazy! Here! Talk to him yourself! *shoves the phone at Draco, crosses arms, taps foot impatiantly and glares at phone*
Draco: Er...Hello? Yes, this is Draco Malfoy. No, this is not a prank. No. NO! My house is on fire and your sitting there laughing?! *sighs* Fine. I'll put it out myself! *hangs up phone* Er...anyone know how to put out a fire?
lilli: *rolls eyes* Well, you ARE a WIZARD.
Draco: That has nothing to do with putting out fires.
lilli: *sighs* Fine. Maybe Hermione can put it out. *goes to find Hermione*
Plummie: Er...isn't Ginny still in there?
Draco: O.o OMG, I must save my love! *runs into smoking kitchen*
Fangirls: *squee*
Ginny and Draco: *appear unharmed, walking out of the kitchen*
Everyone: *stares*
Ginny: Well, not EVERYONE forgets they can do magic. *glares at Draco* I put the fire out with my wand.
lilli: *returns with Hermione* Oh, it's out? I guess we won't be needing you Hermione.
Hermione: *tear*
Spidey: *nervous grin* Er...Got any food in this place?
Everyone: *facepalm*
Alex: *walks through door* Ok, I know I'm incredibly late, but I have a good... what the heck is the smell? Did someone burn something? A cake... I don't seem to remember, is this the anniversary party, or was that a birthday cake? Uh, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you... *slowly silences herself*
Everyone: *doesn't notice*
Draco: Oh, no! Not another one!
