Anniversary Party II: Don't you know we NEVER leave?
Fey: Round Two will be "Shoot the Deatheaters!"
Pinksunryse: Eh? What's that?
Fey: Cardboard cutouts of different canon characters will pop up and it's up to Depth and Stanley to shoot only the Deatheaters, nothing else. Whoever shoots the most wins!
XX: Hey what about me?!
Fey: *Looks at XX sympathecally* Sorry babe, it's a one on one thing.
XX: *Grumblesgrumbles*
Spider: My feet hurt from all this standing and I protest this! *Feels proud because she's living up to her title*
Ron: Standis Thereis *A huge stand appears. All the shippes rushes over and hugs and coos over Ron*
Ron: *Is exceptionally happy and pleased*
Hermione: *Is livid*
Depth: Come on guys, let's get started, so go sit down "A man is motionless like the desert sand without his feet"
Everyone: *Either "ahhhs" or "WTF"*
Stands: *Now filled with all the shippers, canon characters, and their offsprings*
Fey: Okay, you ready Depth and Stanley?
Stanley: *In a nasaly voice* But where's our guns? We cannot shoot without guns.
Fey: Oh right. VOLDIE!
Voldie: *Appears with his ice cream truck* Yeah?
Fey: We need guns now!!
Voldie: All I have are bazookas I stole from some little old lady *Laughs manically* I made her cry!! *Giggles*
Fey: Uh... right. *Hands one each to Depth and Stanley. K get ready get set and GO!
Cardboard #1 pops up: *is Draco*
Stanley: *Fires at it and it hits his crotch*
Cardboard Draco: *Now has a huge hole in his crotch area*
Draco: HEY!!!
Harry: My CAPSLOCKS!
Pinksunryse: *'Accidently' elbows Harry in the face. He is now unconscious*
Fey: NEGATIVE ONE POINT!! Stanley, you're suppose to shoot at the Deatheaters!! Draco's not one.
Stanley: *Sneers* All Slytherins are Deatheaters
Shippers: *GASP* You don't know how wrong you are!
Tess: Draco isn't a Deatheater!!!
Bunny: BUT HE'S NOT REDEEMED EITHER!!! ::begins to twitch manically::
Nikita: He's... indifferent...
Ginny: ::exasperated sigh:: Draco dearest, what is your stance on the war?
Draco: What war?
Nikita: Point proven.
Bunny and Spidey: Eeeevillll Draco.... must be EEEEVILLLL....
Draco: ::random bird flies by:: AVADA KEDAVRA!!! ::bird is dead::
Bunny and Spidey: ::cheers::
Everyone else: SICKO!!!!!
Stanley: I don't believe this atrocious molestation of Ms. Rowling's creation! ::fumes::
XX: Well guys, in canon Draco will probably be...
Depth: But we're not in the canon world! We're in the FANON WORLD!
Pinksunryse: ::whistles absently to her self, not entirely understanding the situation::
Draco: Noooo! Not this canon/fanon crap again! ::cries::
::all Canon Harry Potter Characters start to cry, for they are confused::
Offspring of Canon Characters: ::innocent whistles, for they understand if it weren't for fanon who the hell knows where'd they be::
Fey: So anyway... Draco is NOT a DeathEater. Settled.
pinksunryse: *perks up a bit* Omg, I understand canon and fanon!
Everyone: *cheers half heartidly*
Bunny: Well maybe if you weren't too lazy to read what happened before....
pinksunryse: *ignores* Draco would be hot as a death eater too!
Draco: Er-
Bunny and Spidey: No he's just eeeeevvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll
Everyone: *backs away slowly*
Nikita: *scowls*It's about time you understand something
pinksunryse: heh, don't I know it
Ginny: Well, I'm not understanding the fanon canon thing to well myself-
Depth: *points to Ginny* Buw! Too bad.
pinksunryse: I don't know about y'all but I'm hungry *takes out bag of dove chocolates*
Nikita: So whats next?
pinksunryse: *munching on chocolates* Nikita?
Nikita: Yea?
pinksunryse: You know in the morning when the stars dissapear-
Nikita: *wondering where this is going* uh yea.
pinksunryse: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DO THEY DISSAPEAR?
Everyone: *facepalm*
Harry: MY CAPS LOCK YOU FOOL!
pinksunryse: No, I used shift key you idiot head. So what's next? A rousing game of checkers?
Everyone: *groans*
Spidey: I protest!
lilli: What now?
Spidey: Checkers! Groaning! It's all despicable and detestable and very protestable. Can we please get back to shooting death eaters?
Depth: This whole shooting thing is very unpeaceful. I protest!
Spidey: *gasp* Role stealer!
Depth: You wound me, Spidey! I was only trying to aid in the eternal quest for peace!
Spidey: Aw, it's okay. I could never stay mad at you for long. I loff you!
Spidey and Depth: *hug*
Everyone: Awww! Yay for peace!
Draco: I really hope that I was not included in previous "Everyone."
Fey: Back to shooting!
Pinksunryse: Ooooh, we get to shoot people? W00t!
Everyone: *palmface*
XX: This is not fair! I want to shoot people!
Stanley: XX, that's your name, right?
XX: Uh, yeah.
Stanley: I take this break in our competition to declare my eternal and undivided love for you. XX, my dearest partner against these INSANE shippers, I want you to have my babies!
XX: WTF?!?!?!?!?
Spider: STANLEY! How dare you!! I want to have your babies!!
Nikita: NO I DO!
lilli: How could you all betray me? I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES!
Depth: I WANT TO MORE!!!
fey: NO ME!
Bunny: NO ME!!!!
XX: HE ASKED ME!
Tess WAIT ME!!!!
Harry: My CAPSLOCK!
Ginny: *pushes shippers away* No Stanley is mine *growl*
Draco: *twitch* NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU EVIL MAN? YOU ARE UGLLLYY!! FIRST YOU STEAL MY FANGIRLS AND NOW MY LOVE AND WIFE???
Stanley: *evil laugh* You will never break the spell!
All other shippers who were not effected: Don't worry Draco we will help you solve this curse!!
XX: W-wait a second...
Depth: Stanley... Mine... Stay away from him, XX... *eye twitch*
XX: Oh my gosh, Depth! That's not Stanley!
Stanley: What?! What are you talking about?... *shifty eyes*
Tess: WHAT?! Then where's Stanley?
Spidey: *tears her eyes reluctantly away from Stanley* Whom is THIS, then?!
XX: If I'm correct, then... Let me show you........
Everyone: 
XX: OH MY GOSH, EVERYONE, LOOK! *points to her left* IT'S JOHN STAMOS!!!!!!
Stanley: WHAT?! WHERE?! I'LL KILL HIM!!!!! *GROWL*
XX: HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU, CAIUS!!!!!!!
Stanley: What?... Um... ^_^; I have NO idea what you're talking about!!!!!...
Harry: *is crouched on the floor, crying* My caps lock... It's been butchered... *sob*
XX: How'd you do it, Caius? Polyjuice potion? How long have you had the REAL Stanley tied up?
Fey: I can sort this out with my Sorter Outer wand! *waves her wand and the number 2 appears above Caius's head*
XX: Just two minutes? Pfft, of course, because Stanley didn't start acting out of character until the whole "I love you" thing. *facepalm* The real Stanley is such a nerd that, even though he's going through puberty, I don't think he even has knowledge of the other sex...
Caius: What's sex? *claps hands over mouth* Um, I mean...
Nikita: Oh, come off it, Caius! We'd already realized it was you! Great detective work, XX!
XX: 
So, where'd you put the real Stanley, Caius? And my gosh, stop trying to win me back... *facepalm*
Caius: *sigh* *points to the broom closet*
Tess: *opens the broom closet*
Everyone: *peers inside*
Lilli: OH, GROSS!!!
Snape and Diana: *stop snogging and blush*
Stanley: *is behind them* HELP MEEEEE!!!!! THIS IS SO OUT OF CHARACTER OF SNAPE!!! WTF!!!!!! *breathes in from his inhaler*
Harry: STOP STEALING MY CAPS LOCK, ARGH!
Shalei: ...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?...
Everyone: *helps Stanley out of the closet and pushes Harry inside in his place*
Spidey: Now... For Round Three!
Caius: *is hanging all over XX*
XX: Ugh, we have to do something about this weirdo first!
Depth: Uggggh, keep Caius and let me have Mr. Doorbell...
Fey: Here, let me. *waves her Sorter Outer wand and Caius turns back into himself and then into a ferret*
Ginny: MY BABY!!!!!!
Fey: Sorry, Ginny! I had to do that to Caius!
Ginny: Oh, that was Caius? Pfft, I thought it was Hayden. Never mind.
Hayden: *feels loved*
Depth: *cuddles ferret!Caius* Hee hee, you're so cute!
Spidey: Depth, it's time to concentrate! It is now time for Round Three!
Depth: *sigh* Fine. *throws ferret!Caius at Danica*
Danica: *growls angrily at the fact that ferret!Caius just messed up her 1,000,000th game of Solitaire and begins to fight him*
Spidey: NOW... TIME FOR ROUND THREE!!!!!!
Harry: *from inside broom closet* MY CAPS LO-- OH MY GOSH, SNAPE, EW, GROSS!!!!!!! *faints*
Spidey: A-hem Round three will be a game of charades
Nikita: Um what is that.
lilli: You know where you have to act something out without words.... duh!
XX: Well sorry! Not all of us spent our childhoods playing weird games and being red sox fans.
lilli: HEY! That has nothing to do with anything!
XX: Oh but it does *evil laughter*
Draco: Um that was random
Tess: *sigh* Draco you should know by now.... Okay so first I will pick something to do with Harry Potter, then I will show it to a team member and they have to act it out without speaking or mouthing words.
Bunny: Won't this be kind of hard to do on a thread?
lilli: NO! You can use the little ** things. *is happy in hot chocolate not thinking land*
Tess: Let us begin our first actor will be XX *shows her piece of paper that says............*
XX: WAIT!
lilli:
Spidey: DID I NOT SAY IT WAS TIME FOR ROUND THREE?!?!?! NO WAITING, XX!!!!
XX: Yes waiting!!! I have an announcement to make!
Ferret!Caius: *stops fighting Danica and looks up hopefully*
XX: *glare* No, Caius, I haven't fallen back in love with you, if that's what you're thinking.
Ferret!Caius: *cries*
Tess: Can ferrets cry?...
Nikita: So what's your announcement, XX?
XX: I...have decided to join the F&Iers once more. SCREW YOU, STANLEY! YOU'RE QUEER, AND THE ONLY REASON I JOINED YOUR SIDE WAS TO HELP YOU LOSE!!!!!! Which I didn't do a great job of, but I tried! And you suck, and I'M the #1 Harry Potter fan, AND YOUR ACNE IS SICKENING!!!!!!!!
Stanley: *sobs in an arrogant way because of his conflicting personality traits*
lilli: YAY, XX, YOU'RE BACK!!!!! *huggles XX*
Depth: *wipes sweat off of forehead* Oh, man, thanks, XX! I suck at Charades! I would've totally made our team lose...
XX: *pats Depth on the back* It's okay, Depth. Tha'll do, Depth. Tha'll do.
Tess: *giggle* What a random pop culture reference.
Spidey: I PROTEST THIS!!!!! XX, you can't change your mind again!
Fey: *gasp* Spidey, you want XX to stay on Stanley's side?
Spidey: *tear* No, I want her to be on our side, but she *points at Depth* made me Official Protestor, so I involuntarily have to protest everything...
Depth: Aww, I'm sorry, Spidey! From now on, you only have to protest the things you want to protest.
Spidey: Squee! Okay, it is NOW OFFICIALLY TIME TO START ROUND THREE, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO STOP US, THEN I WILL PROTEST IT PROFUSELY!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Spidey: Good. Okay, Tess, you can start again.
Tess: *shows the piece of paper to XX*
Harry: *runs out of the closet with a look that suggests that it will take a million Galleons worth of therapy to repair what little sanity he had left*
XX: *unfolds hands as though they were a book - a very heavy book*
lilli: XX actually read the Rules for Charades? I'm impressed.
Hermione: Ooh! OOH! I know! I KNOW!
Ron: *facepalm*
Dorian: Just say it already, Mum.
Hermione: It's Hogwarts, a History.
XX: *facepalm* *runs around miming someone screaming*
Draco: Tuh. It's -
XX: *punches Draco*
Draco: *falls to the ground, calling for his mummy*
Spidey: Anybody gonna tell Cissa?
Danica: OMG! I KNOW!
Everyone: *turns to look at Danica*
Danica: *preens*
Ferret!Caius: *is relieved because Danica has an awesome right hook*
Danica: It's UNCLE HARRY in ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!
XX: *points to nose and points to Danica with other hand*
Tess: No, sorry, that's not exactly right . . .
XX: *facepalm* *points to Harry*
Danica:
Tristy: OH! It's HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!
Goblet of Fire: Cha-CHING! *releases slip of paper*
Tess: *reads slip of paper aloud* "It took Team 1 2 minutes and 4 seconds, or 124 seconds, to guess the answer. They have a score of 124."
Danica: Damn you, Tristy! *goes off into a corner to plot Tristy's extremely painful death*
Tess: *takes notes*
Tristy: I - but - I read it in Muggle Studies! *bursts into tears*
Hayden: YOU COME BACK HERE, DANICA MARCH MALFOY!
Ginny: Awww, he sounded just like me when I get into a rage at one of the children! My babies are growing up! *sniffle* Soon they'll have babies of their own!
Damien: *is digusted* Ugh, Mum.
Fey: *glares* Like anyone would marry you.
Damien: *glares back*
Tess: 
pinksunryse: *has watched the whole thing from afar* ooo charades! *plops on floor still eating chocolate*
XX: Okay, here we go.
F&I shippers: Watch intently
XX: *rubs her hands on her belly*
Bunny: eh? Stomach Cramps?
Draco: Ewww! Let's NOT go there
Harry: MY....CAPS.....FLIPPING.....LOCK!
Ginny: *elbows Harry in the face* Hush.
Nikita: Uhh, did you eat something weird? Like a bad Snape cookie?
XX: *glares*
Snape: *scowls* Snape?...COOKIE?
Harry: *turns to Snape* MY CAPS LOCK!
Snape: 100,385,482,293 points from Gryffindor and 165 days of detention for being bloody anoying
Everyone: *cheers* (except XX does it silently)
XX:: *goes back to rubbing belly*
pinksunryse: *has finished chocolates* *weeps* Are you hungrey? *looks around*
XX: *shakes head again and brings hands out a little more while still rubbing*
Spidey: heh, when you do that you seem like you're pregnant!
XX: *snuggles spidey* You're right! That's it!
pinksunryse: You're pregnant XX?
Everyone: *facepalm*
XX: Well, Spidey, you take a slip of paper now!
Spidey: *cheers* I get to be the actor person *does a little dance*
Draco: Eh.... Ginny do you mind telling me again why they are here?
Ginny: *hits Draco*
Draco: *snogs Ginny *
D/G: *Kick Diana and Snape out of the closet*
Spidey: Do I get to do it now, do I, do I, do I?
XX: Yes Spidey
Spidey: *starts throwing things on the ground and opening her mouth really big*
Stanley: What the heck is this?
Depth: Ooooo I know! I know! It is a fish who swallowed a brick and is having an emotion breakdown!
Everyone on Stanley Team: Ummm suuure.....
lilli: Hey!! It was a good guess. Actually that is what I was thinking
Spidey *looks in a mirror preens then goes back to opening mouth wide and looking mad*
XX: I KNOW! IT IS CAPSLOCK!HARRY
Stanley: WTF??
Spidey: You got it!!! I protest!!! Um because.... you are too smart!
XX: Awww it is good to be back on you guys's team!
Ron: GROUP HUG!!
Everyone: *growl* God, Ron. You. Aren't. Sensitive.
Eminem: GROUP HUG!!!!
Everyone: *hugs*
Ron: BUT HE ISN'T SENSITIVE AT ALL!
Depth: But lilli fangirls him.... and so when she jumped on top of him we all followed sorry Ron
Eminem: *goes away*
Tess: Okay so the next one is for Stanley ....
Tess: *hands Stanley piece of paper*
Spidey: Wait! I protest! Who is supposed to guess? No one is on Stanley's team anyways!!
Snape: I am!
Everyone:
Draco: Yeah, me too.
Ginny: Draco, you betray me!
Draco: I don't want the fangirls to win! They are scary! They fangirl me, then they fangirl weird pop culture icons. I feel my relationship with them is going nowhere!
Spidey: Oooh, relationship!
Depth: Well, it's not like you ever send us chocolate or valentines.
lilli: Or jewelry!
Fey: How can we have a proper relationship with you, Draco, when you never spoil us or anything??!?!?!
Ginny: Uh...
Draco: Relationships don't have to be romantic, you idiots!
Spidey: *sobs*
Bunny: W00t!
Spidey: WTF?
Bunny: I really have no clue.
Pink: No! No, that's my job!
Bunny: It is not! I never titled you!
Spidey: Then title her, for heaven's sake!
Bunny: OK. Consider yourself titled!
Pink: W00t!
Stanley: Uh, can I *sneezes* start?
Spidey: NO! I protest!
Fey: Go ahead.
Stanley: *waves arms out in front of him like a zombie*
Draco: Oooh! Oooh! I know this one! It's Harry Potter!
Snape: No, it's Dumbledore right after he eats spinach!
Stanley: *makes evil expression*
Snape: It's Ronald Weasley!
Ron: Uh, no it's not.
XX: I know, I know, I know!
lilli: You aren't allowed to answer.
XX: This is blatantly sexist!
Spidey: I protest!
Stanley: *does weird hand gestures*
Draco: It's Ginny, isn't it?
Ginny: DRACO!
Snape: I KNOW! It's a giant teddy bear!
Everyone:
Stanley: I GIVE UP! It's You-Know-Who!
Draco: What, Ginny's-ex, Michael? I never would have guessed.
XX: I think he means Voldemort.
Goblet of Fire: ChaCHING!
Tess: *reads piece of paper* It says that it took 3 minutes and 22 seconds, or 202 seconds, for Stanley's team to give up, so they get -202 points.
Spidey: I PROTEST THAT!!!!!! It was clearly two hundred and three seconds!
Tess: You are not allowed to protest the Goblet of Fire, Official Protestor! *whisper* He might take points off for that!
Spidey: Oh! Okay, sorry, Goblet of Fire! BUT... I protest that broom closet! *points to broom closet*
Pinky: What?! Why?!
Spidey: Well, Officially Always Confused Person... WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT! Or, er, dessert! WE NEVER WENT BACK TO THE HOUSE!!!! HOW IS THERE A BROOM CLOSET OUT HERE?!?!?!
Broom Closet: You mean... I don't exist? *tear*
Nikita: Aww, I guess not, Broom Closet!
Fey: I'm sorry to have to do this, Broom Closet, but I'm going to have to get rid of you!
Broom Closet: *tear*
Fey: Anything you wanna say before you go?
Broom Closet: *cries* I'm going to miss you, Snape! And you, Diana!
Diana: Aww! *huggles Broom Closet*
Snape: ...
Broom Closet: But I'm going to miss you most of all, Scarecrow! I mean, er, Harry!
Tess: Ahh, another crazy pop culture reference!
Harry: I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU, YOU CRAZY TALKING BROOM CLOSET!
Ginny: Gosh, Harry, how rude can you get?!
Broom Closet: *cries* I love your crazy caps lock addiction, Harry!
Pinky: Can a broom closet cry?...
Harry: ...
Fey: Okay, are you ready now, Broom Closet?
Depth: WAIT!
Fey:
Depth: *pushes Harry in the Broom Closet*
Fey: *waves her Sorter Outer wand and the Broom Closet, along with Harry, disappears*
XX: Noooo!!! Harryyyyy!!!
Stanley: *breathes in heavily* HARRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ROWLING CAN'T FINISH THE BOOKS WITHOUT YOU!!!!!! *breathes in from his inhaler* I LOVE YOOOOOOU!!!!!!!
Draco: Ew, dude, you're gay! I don't wanna be on your side any more!
Stanley: *breathes in from his inhaler* I'm not *breathes in from his inhaler* gay! I'm just *breathes in from his inhaler* in touch with my *breathes in from his inhaler* emotions!
Spidey: I PROTEST THAT DANG INHALER!!!!! *grabs Stanley's inhaler and stamps it into the chocolate fudge sundae she's standing on* Hey, I forgot! FOOD! *begins to eat fudge sundae*
Stanley: *cries* My inhaler...
Pinky: Couldn't he die without his inhaler if he has a major asthma attack???
Bunny: *gasp* Spidey, you're a murderer!
XX: No, she's not a murderer! Because Stanley's not asthmatic!
Stanley: *shifty eyes* Why would you say that?
XX: Pfft, lucky guess! You mean you really aren't? I rock my own socks!
lilli: Why would he pretend to be asthmatic?
Stanley: It's part of my image.
Bunny: What a gay image...
Pinky: I'M STILL CONFUSED!!!!!!
Everyone: *is quiet for a few seconds, waiting for some sort of "MY CAPS LOCK!" shout*
Nothing: *is heard*
Draco: Yay, that weirdo's actually gone forever this time!
Tristy: I gotta admit it... Even I was tiring of him.
Ron and Hermione: *look guilty* Us too.
Nikita: Where'd you send him, Fey?
Fey: Where do you think I sent the Broom Closet? Back to Draco and Ginny's house!
Draco: WHAT?! POTTER'S IN OUR HOUSE...ALONE?!?!?! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! We've got to go back there!
Depth: *gasp* No! Our two missions right now are to sufficiently prove that XX is a bigger Harry Potter fan than Stanley, then to finish following the treasure map to figure out whom the Almighty Shipper is! WE CAN'T TURN BACK NOW!
Draco: Well I am! Who's with me?!
Ginny: You can go by yourself, Draco, you traitor! I can't believe you ever even joined Stanley's team!
Draco: *mumblemumble* FINE! I'll do it without you!
lilli: You do realize that you're going to be alone with Harry in that house now, don't you?
Harry/Draco Shippers: Oh my gosh, this is perfect!!!! *rub hands together maniacally*
Sidiqa: Hey, that's my maniacal hands-rubbing!
Fey: Go away, you guys! Harry and Draco aren't gonna get together today! *waves Sorter Outer wand and H/D Shippers disappear*
Draco: *mumblemumble* SOMEONE come with me, please!
Voice: I'll go with you!
Everyone: *gasp*
We interrupt this RR to bring you this important message!
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::Creepy Announcer Dude Guy and Over-excited Children disapear::
Everyone: ::crickets are heard::
Fred: ::starts clapping:: Wonderful! Marvelous if I do say so myself!!!
George: Right right you are mate! So, what you all think?
Shippers, Harry Potter Characters, their offspring, Stanely:
Fred: Haha! It was so good it has rendered them speechless!
George: ::claps Fred on the back:: 'Knew it would be a hit!
Hermione: ::is the first to recover:: What the bloody hell was that?!
Everyone: ::snaps out of it when they here Hermione swear::
Pink: ::excited:: I know what's going on! For once!
Everyone: ::looks at Pink as if she were crazy::
Pink: They were trying to make an advirtisement in the form of a Muggle toy TV commercial! Although I don't know why...
Nikita: You're right!
Everyone: ::turns to Fred and George::
Ron: Blimey... why would you ever do something like that?
Fred: Business, little brother. The business world is on a roll and we have to keep up!
Ginny: But... we don't use commercials...
George: Ah yes, but that might change.
Fred: It's been nice chatting, but we have to go!
George: Places to go... people to see.... ::waves:: Cheerio!
::Fred and George disapear::
Everyone: ::still mostly speechless::
Stanely: ::wails:: I WILL TERMINATE MY PARTICIPATION IN THIS COMPETITION IF THESE FOOLISH INTERRUPTIONS KEEP OCCURING!
Fey: Oh... what a shame...
Depth: As much as you all hate him, it's only fair to finish what we have started. "He who starts to build a house must one day live in it".
Everyone who understands: Sigh... she is just so... wise... ::adoring looks::
Everyone else: ::looking for a place to hide and cry::
XX: Depth is right! Pull yourself together men!
Spidey: But most of us aren't m-
XX: ::cuts Spidey off:: The time has come to step up to our duty! With serious-ness!
Lilli: Hey! I'm supposed to have the War General role!
Bunny: FREEEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!!!
Tess: :: pats Bunny's shoulder:: It's not the time to quote Braveheart right now...
Bunny: Oh.
XX: So let's get to it! WE WILL BEAT THESE INFIDELS!!!!
F&I Shippers: ::cheers::
Draco: ::boredly:: Nice, nice, very nice. Now can we please start this bloody thing again, because the sooner we get back to it, the sooner we can end it!
Tess: Okay! ::hands Stanley another piece of paper::
Stanley: WHAT? DRACO AND GINNY ON THEIR FIRST DATE? BUT THAT'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC!
Draco: Shut your mouth, boy.
Spidey: Well now you have to give him another one, Tess. And try to give him one he won't scream out and ruin.
Tess: ::glare:: Fine! ::throws another piece of paper at Stanley::
Ginny: Hey, wait, Draco! I thought you were just about to leave!
Draco: Oh, yeah! I've got to stop Potter from wrecking the house! But someone has to come with me!
Voice: I SAID I'D COME!!!!!!
Everyone: *gasps again*
Voice: It's me! John Stamos!
XX: ::cheers::
Draco: Not you, you.... you... FANGIRL STEALER!
Everyone: ::gasps::
John Stamos: It's not my fault I'm so... so... actor-who-never-has-a-chance-of-being-popular-again SEXY!
Draco: ::looks up to sky:: God help me.
Draco: I am NOT going to tolerate you anymore, Stamos!
John Stamos: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY GORGEOUS GREEK HAIR!
XX: *swoon*
Depth: Pfft, Draco's hair is better looking. WAY better looking.
Draco: *preens*
Stanley: Where did this weirdo come from?! What's this guy doing here?!
XX: *smacks Stanley* Don't call him a weirdo!
Draco: *mumblemumble he is a weirdo... mumblemumble*
XX: *smacks Draco*
Depth: ... Oh, yeah, sorry! STOP THE VIOLENCE! PEACE, PEACE!!!!!
John Stamos: Does anyone wanna hear me sing? I'm an awesome singer!
Draco: NO! Son, ATTACK HIM!
Ferret!Caius: *squeaks his approval and begins to chase John Stamos*
Bunny: *barricades herself between John Stamos and ferret!Caius* No, you can't hurt him! He is Teh Sexy!
Spidey: No more!!! Draco, go off with John Stamos and we'll start Round Four!
Bunny: WAIT! I'll go with you guys, Draco! *drools at John Stamos*
XX: ME TOO!!!
Bunny: *glare* No, XX, you're supposed to stay with them so you can prove you're a bigger Harry Potter fan than Stanley! That way I can get John allllll to myself, mwahahaha!
Sidiqa: *grumblegrumble that's MY manical laughter grumblegrumble*
XX: Ugh, fine. *sob* Goodbye, my love!
Spidey: Bye, Bunny! Have a good time with Drakey-Poo and John!
Draco: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Draco, John Stamos, and Bunny: *leave*
Spidey: Now it's time for Round Four!
Tess: What's Round Four?
Spidey: It's...
Spidey: It's... PICTIONARY!
lilli: W00t!
Spidey: Here are the rules. The Goblet will show the artists a card. Then, the team members will attempt to guess who or what the artist is drawing. The first team to guess it wins a point!
Snape: Our team has less people.
Spidey: Yes! It is unfair! I protests!
XX: You do?
Spidey: Nah, not really.
Fey: Alright, to make things fair, Depth will draw-
Depth: What?!?!?!
Fey: And XX will guess. On the other team,
Snape will draw-
Snape: I will most certainly not! 300 points from the House of Fangirls for suggesting such a thing!
Fey: And Stanley will guess! Any questions?
Spidey: Yes! Why can't I guess? I was the one who thought up the game! I like guessing!
Fey: Fine, since there's no chance that Spidey will guess correctly, she can guess along with XX.
Spidey: W00t! I think it's a cupcake! Wait, no! A MUFFIN!
lilli: Uh, Spidey, we haven't started yet.
Spidey: Oh right! Okay I'M READY!!
Depth: *Draws one line across the page*
Spidey: Ooooh! It is computer
XX: *sighs* Spidey My god... just calm down for a second
Spidey: *ignores XX* OH I KNOW I KNOW!!! The Womping Willow
Stanley: This is so lame, she is just randomly gues--
Goblet of Fire: CHA-CHING
Stanley: WTF?? This is bull!
XX: I am so proud of you you swore!
Depth: PEACE!!!
Goblet Of Fire: Okay it took you 15 seconds to guess so you get 15 points
Spidey: I PROTEST!! We should get more points!
Goblet of Fire: Okay... You get 15000 points instead.
Spidey: Woah you gave in easy... I am such a good protester!
Nikita Why did you give in so easily Mr. um Goblet Sir ?
Goblet of Fire: Well to tell the truth... I'm in love with Spidey
Everyone: WTF??
