Anniversary Party II: Don't you know we NEVER leave?
Everyone: *Watches D/G snogging.
Hayden: Whoa, I didn't know you could do that with your tongue...
(Um...hopefully the mods won't kill me for that comment 
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Tristy: That's gross...that's our parents.
F&I: *Sigh dreamily...
Harry: *Sigh wistfully.
*Plum looks around, in spacey mood and sees Sub who is standing and watching the couple snogging.
Plum: SUB!!! *Tackles her to the floor.
Everyone: * Turns and watches, then goes back to D/G.
Plum: *In background: I missed you lots? How are you? How come you don't visit us no more? You do not like us anymore? *Bombards her with questions.
Sub: GAH!!!
Nikita: Ok...let us go back to the competition!
Plum: *Giggles. Hey you guys, Draco's house is blown up. Yeah!
*Draco stops snogging Ginny for a moment...
Draco: *Glares.
*Goes back to snogging.
XX: And you just noticed that now...? -__-*
Plum: Hm..?
Hayden: I'm still cold, I need a shirt.
Depth: No! Never! *Glomps.
Plum: *Goes over to glomp both Depth and Hayden, and trips over Wormtail Teddy bear instead.
Wormtail Teddy Bear thought: Yes! I have revenge!
Plum: Ow! Mother-******* b**** god ****** (curses)
Everyone: 0_0 *shocked.
Mod: *Glares at Plum.
Shalei: Hey why aren't you handcuffing her too?
Mod: *Walks away.
Shalei: grr...*tackles Plum.
Plum: 
Eeep! Great mighty shipper Sub save me!
Darko: *laughs.
Bunny: *Watches in amusement.
Spidey: I'm hungry.
Fey: Me too.
Pink: I'm getting kind of cold, can we go somewhere warm?
XX: Not right now *points at D/G. They're still making out.
lilli: I know! Let us go bombard... Draco's Italian villa.
Darko: He has a villa?
Plum: *out of breath. *Wheezing. Nah, too far away I'm too lazy.
Draco: *Stops again. How bout you muggles just go home?
F&I: NEVER!!!
Harry: *Silently glares.
Ginny: *In exasperation grabs Draco's face and continues snogging him.
Plum: Oh! The teddy bear! *Gets match and lights it on fire.
Wormtail Teddy bear thought: I'm melting!!!! NO!!!!
Pink, Fey, Spidey, and Darko : *backs away.
Plum: Muwhaha burn, baby burn!
Nikita: I think you've had enough caffeine pills for today Plum.
Plum: Never!!! *Runs around with scissors in hand.
Mod: *Thwaps her on the head.
Plum: Owie... *Goes to Nikita for comfort.
Nikita: You deserve it, you shouldn't be running around with scissors.
Plum: I couldn't help it. Ew... they're still making out * points at D/G.
F&I: *Glares.
Plum: Why is everyone glaring at me today?!?
XX: I wonder why...
Plum: I miss Toothpick and Lady Draherm, and *list goes on...
Pink: you're the most random person I've ever met.
Plum: I'm cold, let us find some shelter and get food Pink ^_^
Spidey: Yeah!
Tessa: How are we going to do that?
Darko: Lets just wait until Draco and Ginny stop snogging.
*1 1/2 hour later.
Plum: Aren't they done yet?
Depth: Nope, not even close.
Stanley: Competition! Competition!
Spidey: OMG! Brain flash! Brain flash!
Draco: WTF is it with her and Brain Flashes?
Plum: Wow, they stopped snogging!
F&Iers: *are impressed*
Spidey: Ahem! Brain flash! Ahem. I was presented with a vision-
Draco: Yeah, or not.
Ginny: Be nice, Draco.
Spidey: In my vision, we had a spelling bee!
XX: Huh?
Depth: Like, spelling difficult Harry Potter words?
Fey: Wow, great idea!
Stanley: But- But- Teenage boys aren't supposed to be able to spell!
Sub: As Almighty Shipper, I proclaim it to be an excellent idea.
Stanley: Nooooooooo!
Plum: Yeah! A spelling bee! ^_^ I'm going beat your arse Stanley 
Mod: *Glares.
Draco: I will beat all of you! *Sneers.
Ginny: Including me dear? *Raises eyebrow. Well...?
Draco: *Gulps. Er no Ginny dear.
Spidey: She's got you whipped
Spidey, Darko, Pink, Plum: *Whip lash noises.
Draco: *Glares.
Plum: OH! Can I choose first word???
Darko: No I want to!
Spidey: Me too!
Sub: HOLD IT! As almighty shipper I will choose the first word.
Draco: Yeah...*cheers sarcastically.
Sub: *Glares.
Plum: Hey, didn't anyone notice that Draco isn't snogging Ginny anymore?
Everyone:...
Hayden: Wtf?!?
XX: Wtf???
Shalei: *bops her on head. You already said that!
Plum: Owie...
Sub: anyways....LET US BEGIN! 
Spidey: Wait a moment- I thought the competition was between XX and Stanley.
Plum: Oh.
Draco: But I like spelling things! D-O-G! Dog! C-A-T-T! Cat!
Ginny: Yes, you're brilliant, dear. *pats head*
Sub: AHEM!
lilli: Has anyone ever noticed that AHEM spelled backwards is MEHA?
Everyone: 
Plum: Hey, lilli, it's my job to be random! Like... Has anyone actually seen somebody blush in real life? I don't think I have! Or maybe I just never pay attention...
Depth: I ASKED MY FRIEND THAT THE OTHER DAY AND SHE SAID I'M JUST WEIRD!!!
lilli: Why can't I be random?... *sniff*
Bunny: You're right, Plum! You're so random, I hereby title you Official Random Shipper!
Plum: Squee, I have a title now!
Stanley: *quietly* Yesss, they seem to have forgotten about the spelling bee...
Spidey: Oh yeah! We've gotta get back to the spelling bee!
Stanley: Blast it all!
Sub: Okay, Stanley, your first word is...Voldemort.
Ginny: Oh, wow, that's a hard one!
Ron: Has anyone every actually written the name down before in the wizarding world?...
Stanley: Blast it all!! Okay, dang it... Okay, T-o-m M-a-r-v-o-l-o R-i-d-d-l-e would be... No, wait, that's not right... "I am Voldemort"... Hmmm... Umm...
Spidey: You're about to run out of tiii-iiime...
Stanley: Hey, there are no time limits in spelling bees!
Sub: Well we need to make one now or else this'll never end. So you have...five seconds left.
Stanley: Aw, blast it! Okay, V-a-l-l-d-a-m-o-r-t-e, Voldemort!
Buzzer: *buzzes*
Sub: WRONG!
Stanley: *gets run over by an ice cream truck*
Voldemort: *mumblemumble My gosh, what an idiot... It's so EASY to spell... mumblemumble* *drives away*
Sub: Okay, Stanley is incapacitated, and it's XX's turn now anyway. XX, your word is...
Spidey: RON!!!!
Sub: No, my child, be quiet! Her word must be as difficult as Stanley's word. So XX, your word is Cruciatus.
F&Iers: Oooh, that's a hard one!
XX: Dang, that one is sort of tricky...
Stanley: Heh.
XX: Although Voldemort is MUCH easier, considering it's said in the books about a bajillion times...
Stanley: *glare*
XX: But anyway, I am the superior Harry Potter fan here, and of course I know how to spell Cruciatus! It's C-r-u-c-i-a-t-u-s, Cruciatus!
Bell: *rings*
Sub: CORRECT!!!!!
F&Iers: *cheer* She's totally beating you now, Stanley!
Sub: Actually, Stanley got the first question right during the competition, so the score is tied 1-1 now.
F&Iers: Awww.
Stanley: Heh.
Sub: Onto the next round, then!
Spidey: Aww, no more spelling bee?
Sub: Nope! Sorry, Spidey! It was an excellent idea, but the rule is that a round lasts only until each person has had one turn!
Spidey: I protest that! That rule SUCKS! We'll have a million different rounds if we do that!
Sub: *eye twitch* My child, did you just protest the Almighty Shipper?
Spidey: Um, uh... *wibble* N-no...
Sub: *smile* That's what I thought. Okay, onto the next round, which will be...
Sub: The next round will be Knowledge of Magical Foods!
Spidey: Ooh, food! Can I have some?
Sub: If you shut u- I mean, if you do not interrupt me.
Spidey: Ooh, okay!
Fey: The rules of this round-
Sub: SILENCE! I AM THE ONE TO READ THE RULES!
Spidey: Uh, when did Sub go from a kind, benevolent Almighty Shipper to an evil tyrant?
Sub: DID YOU DARE INSULT THE ALMIGHTY SHIPPER?
Harry: Uh, my capslock. Just so you know.
Sub: Now I'm really getting angry.
Spidey: Really, Sub, insulting you is Tess' job. Duh.
Tess: It is?
Sub: I WILL NOT TOLERATE DISRESPECT!
Harry: AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE CAPSLOCK THIEVES!
Sub: I KEEL YOU, POTTER!
Spidey: But he's a canon character! You can't keel him!
XX: Uh, you've killed him before, Spidey.
Sub: You, Potter and Spidey, are getting on my nerves. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY SHIPPER!
Harry: *dissappears*
Spidey: *hides in a corner*
XX: Where's Harry?
Nikita: How dare you scare Spidey like that!
Sub: DO YOU QUESTION ME?
Fey: No, but-
SUB: THEN SILENCE!!
Everyone: *is scared, but silent*
Sub: *smiles* Okay. Let's get back to the competition... As I said before, the score is 2-1 in favor of XX and...
Stanley: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE SCORE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARTIAL, YOU CHEATER!!!
Sub: DID...YOU...JUST... *hair flies haphazardly out of its perfect Almighty Shipper bun and nostrils flare* *sputter sputter*
Spidey: Oh, dang, he made her REALLY mad...
Sub: YOU--YOU--YOU-- ME...CHEATER...YOU... *begins to choke Stanley*
Harry: *appears out of nowhere* STOP STEALING MY CAPS LOCK!!!!!
Sub: *stops choking Stanley* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Harry: Um, uh... I said, Ms. Wonderful Almighty Shipper, um... C-could you please refrain from, uh, using my, er, caps lock?...
Sub: Y-YOUR...THE...ME...CAPS LOCK...YOU...
Harry: I mean... I-it's your caps lock now, ma'am! You can keep it!!!
Sub: *begins to choke Harry*
Draco: *cheers*
Depth: *thinking in her head, so as not to upset Sub* Peace, please, peace!
Sub: *stops choking Harry* *eye twitch* Did you just think of me as violent, Depth?!
Depth: ACK! N-NO, MA'AM! I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND ALMIGHTY YOU ARE, MS. SUB, MA'AM, SIR, MA'AM!!!
Sub: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIIIIIIIIIR?!?! *advances on Depth*
Tess: THAT'S IT! SUB, I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS!... VOLDIIIIIE!
Sub: *gets run over by an ice cream truck*
Spidey: *sob* What came over her? *peers at Sub's unconscious body and sobs harder*
Fey: There, there, Spidey... *pats Spidey on the back*
Plum: PINECONES!
XX: Shh, not now, Official Random Person! This is serious!
Nikita: Yeah, Sub has really gone nuts! This is horrible!
XX: Who cares about THAT?! WE DON'T HAVE A JUDGE FOR THE COMPETITION ANYMORE!!!!!
Stanley: *finally regains his breath from when Sub choked him, for he is a very pathetic pubescent boy* Y-yeah! WE NEED A JUDGE!
Harry: STOP STEALING MY-- *looks fearfully at Sub* I mean... Stop stealing Sub's caps lock!
lilli: *cries* Sub's gone nuts for some reason... We have no judge... I have a strange urge to eat walnuts... All is wrong with the woooorld!
Fey: How am I going to sort this out? What other almighty, wise, impartial person is there???
Voice: Helloooo!!!
Spidey: OMG, it's Albus Dumbledore's long-lost identical twin brother who got separated from Albus at birth and was sent to an orphanage by mistake and ended up living a hard life in Siberia with a job as a snow-packer and he just crawled his way all the way from Siberia to here so that he could meet his brother Albus who sadly isn't here anymore!!!!!
Darko: Um, no, actually... *points to Dumbledore* That's just Albus Dumbledore himself.
Spidey: Oh. Dang.
Dumbledore: *hands a lei to the unconscious Sub* Hello, everyone!
Depth: Dumbledore!!! Um... You're still in retirement, right? *huggles her Wise Old Sage crown*
Dumbledore: *smiles wisely* Yes, I was just getting a little tired of Hawaii.
Nikita: OMG!...
Tess: Nikita, are you thinking what I'm thinking?...
Fey: Ooh, I see, this is perfect!!
Nikita: I think so, Tess! But... How can we get the chickens to Hawaii?
Tess: We steal a plane and put parachutes on them, of course!
Nikita: OH, DUH, OF COURSE! *smacks self on forehead*
Fey: WHAT?! Stop this nonsense! Dumbledore can replace Sub as the judge of the competition!
Tess: *mumblemumble Yeah, sure, that too... mumblemumble*
Stanley: So let's get back to the competition so I can beat XX to a pulp! *glare*
XX: *glare* Bring it on!
Dumbledore: Okay, I have no idea what's going on, but let the competition begin!
Depth: I thought he was the Retired Wise Old Sage... He's supposed to just already know what's going on... *sob*
Spidey: *stage whisper to Dumbledore* Actually, the competition's already begun.
Dumbledore: Let the competition continue!!!
Spidey: But- but- Sub! I mean, she may have gone insane and all, but I still loff her and am worried about her.
Dumbledore:I am pretty sure about what happened, but some testing may have to be done. For now, we have to continue the competition. The rules of this round are each competitor is blindfolded and served a food. If they correctly guess what it is, they get a point. If they guess incorrectly, then Spidey and lilli may poke them with pointy sticks.
Spidey and lilli: W00t!
Depth: But- But- But- But I want to poke them too! *sobs*
Dumbledore: Anyone can poke them who wants to!
F&Ipers: YAY!
Stanley: But I just got my braces tightened! I can only eat gray mush!
Dumbledore: Well, then, HAHA to you!
Spidey: Is it just me or have all the characters been acting really STRANGE lately?
Harry: MY CAPSLOCK!
Spidey: I mean, except for Harry.
Draco: The pod people want to eat me! They want to eat my hair!
Ginny: Yeah, but, are they sexy?
F&Iers: 
Spidey: What's going on?
Dumbledore: Remember, people, always look on the bright side of life! Be optimistic and happy!
Ginny: Yeah, but how do you spell that?
Fey: There is only one pausible explanation for all this!
Spidey: Yes, yes, I know!
Fey: They're being controlled by-
Spidey: -evil undead marshmallows.
Fey: *nods wisely*
Plum: But- MUFFINS!
Depth: *gasp* They've got Plum!
XX: No, Plum is always like that.
Fey: But it is probable that they'll get us too, sometime soon. We must find them and destroy them.
Suspensful music: *plays*
lilli: *pokes Depth* I'm scared!
bunny: Don't worry lilli you have been watching too much X-files nothing is really scary
lilli: oooo! I know this is all one big conspiracy with the American goverment! They have been experimenting on marshmallows to try to find the cure for marshmallow-oceaosnicsisty and now they have all gone crazy and taking their revenge while the goverment tried to deny they funded it!!
XX: Yeah... Way too much X-files
Spidey: It could also be the hot chocolate
Draco: THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAINS!
Harry: MY CAPSLOCK! *growls like a monkey*
Ginny: Yeah, but aren't cornfields cooler?
Nikita: *puts on war-armor and stands heroicly* Something must me done!
Everyone: *cheers*
Depth: But how do we find them?
Nikita: You are the one who is sopossed to be all knowing and wise, I am just the one with the cool helmet and spear.
Plum: Eggnog is cool when you really think about it. But anyways guys I want to help too!
XX: But what about Sub ? Can she be fixed.
Voice: Of course she can.... and I can help you fight
Depth: Okay as long as you are someone cool, like not Barney or Arnold cause that was kind of creepy
Bunny: Omg! Wait! I have an idea!
Everyone: ::rolls eyes::
Bunny: I think I know why Sub is acting this way... cuz its not really Sub!
Spidey: Well we already figured that out... too a degree...
Bunny: No! Someone must have kidnapped the real Sub and is using the polyjuice potion to disguise themselves as her!
Tess: Hmmm... but its been over an hour... as anyone seen this "Sub" drink anything?
Everyone: ::shakes heads::
Plum: ::looking around absent mindedly:: Oh, did you say something?
Ginny: We wanted to know if anyone had seen your friend drink something.
Plum: Oh, yeah.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Plum: Yeah... every once and awhile she'd take this little flask thing or whatever out of her jacket.
Nikita: Uh oh... Something terrible could have happened to Sub!
Depth: We must have been spied on! Someone who planned to ambush us must have found out the our quest and used it against us!
Pink: Wait, so does this mean Sub really isn't the Almighty Shipper?
Shalei: She has to be, cuz all death and destruction would have occured it if someone else who wasn't claimed to be the Almighty Shipper. I guess the Polyjuice potion was able to fool the power of the universe.
Everyone: ::stares::
Draco: How do you know that?!
Shalei: ::shrug:: Just do.
Bunny: I KNOW WHO IT MUST BE!!!! Harry/Ginny Shippers!!!!!!!!!!!! Errr... canon and fanon ones... ::glances at XX::
Stanley: What do you have against people who support the relationship between Harry and Ginny?! ::is ignored::
Depth: Calm down Bunny, its okay...
Fey: It could also be the GIANT MARSHMELLOWS!
Tess: We have to save Sub!
Stanley: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COMPETITION?! ::falls over dead::
(Harry, sitting on the roof with a sniper, has found a new way to deal with people stealing his capslock)
Spidey: Is it okay with you, XX, if we hold off the competition again?
XX: Hey, I don't care! A fellow shipper is at risk!
Stanley: ::despite being dead:: Noooo!!! Musttttt battlllleeeee.... declareeeee champion.... meeeeeeeeee!
XX: ::to Stanley:: There are bigger things at risk that you and me.
Plum: ::giggles:: Spiderman 2!
Depth: Come on, ladies, we have a shipper to save!
Draco: ::whines:: Not another adventure/rescue mission...
Ginny: Draco! ::hmphs and joins Shippers::
Draco: Oh fine.
Gilderoy: Don't forget me and my dead sexy looks! ::is shot by Harry::
Harry: ::shrugs:: Hey... he said it... not me...
Nikita: Onward!
Dumbledore: ::has been off searching for the Lucky Charms Leprochaun:: Yay!
lilli: Oh... I wanted to poke people with pointy sticks... ::Tess hands her a stick and points to Stanley on the ground:: ::lilli pokes Stanley:: Much better!
Voice: ::hurtful tone:: Hey! You all forgot about me!
lilli: No, we've just had bad experiences with mysterious voices...
Spidey: So, Mysterious Voice, was someone really using polyjuice?
Mysterious Voice: Don't be silly. That was Sub's chocolate milk.
lilli: Who are you?
Mysterious Voice: Is it not obvious?
XX: OMG! Is that REALLY you?
Mysterious Voice: Yes! It is I!
Tess: Who is it. XX?
Mysterious Voice: I am The Muffin Man!
Shippers: *gasp*
Spidey: And you'll help us save the canon characters and Sub from the evil undead marshmallows?
The Muffin Man: Yes.
Bunny: Do YOU know The Muffin Man? I know The Muffin Man!
Ginny: Ay ay, matey! May the force be with you!
Draco: Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do their jobs!
Harry: I'm perfectly normal, thank you very much.
Depth: But how can we be sure that you haven't been taken over, too, Harry?
Bunny: MOO!
Harry: MY CAPSLOCK!
Bunny: Yup, he's normal.
Harry: THAT IS IT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU NEVER LIVED WITH THE DURLSEYS! YOU WERE NEVER NEGLECTED AS A CHILD! DUMBLEDORE DIDN'T KEEP SECRETS FROM YOU!
Everyone: ::stares, stunned::
Harry: MY LIFE WAS SO TERRRIBLLLLLEEE!!! ::sob:: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!
Spidey: Um... my dog likes peanut butter!
Draco: Hold it a minute, Scarface! You weren't the only one who had a miserable childhood! MY FATHER WAS IN LOVE WITH LORD VOLDEMORT! I WAS NEVER GIVEN ANY ATTENTION! I WASN'T ALLOWED TO SUCK MY THUMB! ALL MY MOTHER CARED ABOUT WERE CLOTHES! ::sob:: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!
Ginny: ::rolls eyes:: Here we go again...
Depth: This happens often?
Ginny: Ya, basically every family get together. It's like a tradition.
Harry and Draco continue to argue through their tears over who had the worst childhood.
Fey: YEAHHHH BUT YOU'RE NOT BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT MARHSMELLOWS!!!!
Draco and Harry: ::stares::
Fey: Exactly! But Sub is! WE MUST SAVE HER!
Harry: MY CAPSLOCK!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!
Bunny: Quick, where is his sniper? We can use it against him!
Ginny: I think it's in Draco's library. In his locked cabinet.
Draco: I had such a terrible life!
Harry: Me too! *Sobs.
*Both hug each other and cries.
Ginny: *Roll eyes
Bunny: Darnit.
Plum: Here! *Hands Bunny her tranquilizer. Use this! ^-^
Bunny: *grabs it and shoots at both the crying Draco and Harry.
*Both fall down in compromising pose.
Plum: *Takes picture for Lady Draherm since she loves Draco/Harry ^_^
Plum: So, wait a minute. You mean to say that I hugged, someone who is not Sub that is using Polyjuice, that is a complete stranger?!?
Shalei: *Sigh...yes Plum. We already went over this.
Plum: We did? Hm...musn't have been paying attention.
XX: *Strangles Plum.
Nikita: Anyways, let us go on the search!
Everybody: Yeah! WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!
Ginny: *Drags unconcious Draco along, Spidey drags Harry, XX grudgingly drags Stanley, while Tess drags still unconcious not-Sub-stranger-person
Bunny: So . . . five or sixty-five posts ago we were going to do something quest-like and then we randomly began doing the stupid Who's A Bigger Potter Fan thing again . . . wtf?
Tess: Sing it, sista! w00t!
XX: *aside to Tess* Young lady, what have I told you about using improper internet slang? To think - you're an English major!
Tess: *hangs head* I'm so ashamed!
Nikita: *to Bunny* It's okay - this is fandom. Randomness is an integral part of our world!
Depth: *pouts* Hey, that's deep and deepness is totally my thing!
Fey: That's okay - random shipper have been randomly replacing me as Official Problem Solver!
Plum: And all three of you have just violated my position as Official Random Person! I'm broken inside! Doh! Nuts! . . . mmmm . . . . dooooonuts . . . .
Tess: Speaking of randomness, sixty or so posts ago we were all singing Disney songs and I was not listed as disliking Disney. Well, I DO! A whole heck of a lot! Stupid corporation that exploits children the world over!
Nikita: We know things are bad when Tess gets random and Plum starts channeling Homer Simpson! Come on, let's go stop the marshmellows or whatever the hell they are!
*Elsewhere*
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: *to superior* Sir, we have a breech!
Superior MOD: A breech, you say?
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: 
Yes, sir, that is indeed what I said - a breech.
Superior MOD: What kind of breech?
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: A security breech, sir.
Superior MOD: What kind of security breech?
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: A 0056-XP-2001-Space-Odessey-Stan-Lee's-Head-In-A-Hole breech, sir.
Superior MOD:
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: *sigh* That's code for "Someone swore on F&I again", sir.
Superior: Bugger. They make my life so difficult. Call a squad.
Nameless MOD officer who may or may not be killed as a result of not being important enough to have a name: Yes, sir *muttering to self* Your life is difficult!
*Back at Malfoy Manor which doesn't exist as a result of an explosion*
Spidey: Spidey . . . sense . . . tingling . . . again . . .
lilli: Fans are near . . .
XX: No kidding.
lilli: No, no, no! I can sense all the fangirls in the room all the time. These are new fans . . . fans who don't like us . . . swearing . . . or discussing snogging . . .
Nikita: *helpfully* Or shagging?
Everyone: SHH!
lilli: Oh, no . . . it's . . . MODs!!
Tess: They can't arrest us! We have artistic licence.
Tess's fellow English Majors: Here here!
Depth: But, Tess, MODs are important! They keep heinous crimes like flaming, spamming, and inappropriate use of message boards under control! We owe them a lot for keeping FA and FAP happy, healthy places for all!
Everyone: *removes hats respectfully* THANK YOU, MODs whom we do not always properly respect!
Fey: Having said that, they're still coming.
Pink: I want my mummy *cries in corner*
Darko: There, there! *offers her Draco lolly, which she stole from a little kid*
Draco: A little girl had a me-flavored lolly? I have five-year-old fangirls? *winces* I can get in serious trouble for that, you know.
Ginny: Draco, you're a beloved antagonist worldwide. You've probably got two-year-old fangirls the world over!
Draco: *preens and smirks at Harry*
Hayden: *sniggering* Yeah, Tristy thought you were hot stuff when she was two.
Tristy: *biffs him* Tess, I will kill you if you ever hook us up in WE!
WEers: Tess, was that a spoiler????
Tess: Hardly! Dude, I totally promised all of you that I'd have the last chapter done before x-mas and I was awake half of last night freakin out about it!
XX: Hun, you have ME so that you don't do silly things like staying awake half the night worrking about WE!
Draco: Ahem. Back to my fans *preens again*
Nikita: A-HEM! Back to saving The Almighty Shipper!
Tess: Yeah, how can I possibly be the Almighty Shipper Antithesis if there is no Almighty Shipper?????
Bunny: *sigh* I think she's missing the point.
Muffin Man: Hey, um - you guys still need me or can I go chill on the Good Ship Lollypop with the Gingerbread Man? We kind of have a thing . . .
Shalei: *eagerly waves Gingerbreak Man/Muffin Man shipper flag*
Plum: Spinach!
Nikita: *paces* Where do we start?
Spidey: OHMIGAH A VISION! The Powers That Be say that we should...*scrunches up face in thought*
F&Iers: *anticipate messages from the Powers That Be*
Spidey: Something about a campfire. Wtf?
Plum: That's amazing! Tess I didn't know you wrote WE! *huggles Tess*
Tess: *pushes Plum away* Shhh...we must figure out this clue that the Powers That Be have presented us with.
Darko: Who's the Official Problem Solver?
Fey: Oooh! Me, me! *waves hands rapidly and runs forth*
F&Iers: *await Fey's solution*
Fey: Well...*ponders* S'mores are made with marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers, usually while sitting around a campfire.
Darko: These are undead, highly dangerous marshmallows...we can't eat them!
Depth: Evil, undead marshmallows...my fave! NOT! That's never going to work!
lilli: Don't be so pessimistic, Depthy...we're the F&Iers! We can do it!
Depth: You're right, lilli! Let's do this!
bunny: We've got to save Sub! She's our Almighty Shipper! She is the heart and soul of our thread! It is our duty to save her!
Nikita: *applauds*
Plum: I use Dove body wash, because it makes my skin feel so silky smooth, and has a lightl scent that lingers all day.
Draco: OMG, ME TOO!
Harry: *whops Draco*
Darko: *sniffs Plum, then Draco (for longer than is necessary)* 'Tis true. They smell amazing.
Ginny: You stay away from my may-an!
F&Iers: *are shocked at ghetto!Ginny!
Nikita: BACK TO SAVING SUB!
Fey: Right...marshmallows....s'mores...Mmmm...FIRE! OHMIGAH WE CAN MELT THE EVIL UNDEAD MARSHMALLOWS WITH FIRE! I am the Official Problem Solver! *beams*
F&Iers: *applaud*
Harry: My...capslock...*faints*
Spidey: Yes, but first we have to find the Evil Undead Marshmallows!
Fey: Uh, wouldn't they be in Evil Undead Marshmallow Land? Like, duh?
Depth: OMGOMGOMGOMG! I WENT THERE!
Plum: Yeah, but does that really go with my complexion?
Depth: It had a ferris wheel and free squishy thingies!
Fey: Are you saying that Evil Undead Marshmallow Land is a...?
Depth: Theme park! It's so awesome! I LOVE IT!
Spidey: We must KEEL IT! KEEL IT!
Depth But I don't want to keel it! I loves it! My precious!
Draco: I usually go for the natrual approach.
Harry: OMG, me too!
Plum: I love pink!
Ginny: The wheels of the bus go UP AND DOWN!
Darko: But I thought they were cured!
Pinky: What's going on? *is confused*
Fey: Well, obviously they aren't
Nikita: Well, lets head over there.
Ginny: UP and down! UP and down! The wheels on the bus goes...
Hayden: Mother! Please stop.
Depth: You'll never destroy it never!
Plum: Y'know..I actually like blue...
Spidey: Anyone have any weapons to use so we can kill the evil undead marshmallows?
*Plum looks at Spidey ready to answer...
Bunny: No Plum, we're not using your tranquilizer.
Plum: Aww... Gingersnaps... oh! I know!
Everyone: *Stare.
Plum: We can eat them!!! 
I haven't had marshmallows in a while...
Darkersarah: Ew...
Plum: What? The won't taste that bad....
Draco: How would you know?
Plum: I don't, I'll have to see and try it
Nikita: Let us go!
Fey: We need weapons...
Plum: Sporks!
Ginny: Here are some plastic forks..
Spidey: *Sigh... fine let us go now.
Fey: But we don't want forks! Forks are bad for the soul!
Plum: I like to chew on forks.
Fey: We want sporks!
Spidey: I protest that!
Fey: Protest what?
Spidey: I dunno.
Hayden: We can get some sporks on the way there!
Ginny: OMGOMGOMGOMG! A SCHOOLBUS!
Schoolbus: *appears*
Tess: WTF?
Depth: It's so shiny!
XX: It's evil! It wants to take us back to school!
Schoolbus doors: *open*
Bus Driver: *appears*
Bus Driver: Hi boys and girls! I'm Bobby and I'll be your bus driver! Are you all excited about your field trip to Evil Undead Marshmallow Land?
Depth: Wow, shiny!
Bobby: Well, let's all get on the bus, shall we? Then we have to go over the rules!
Ginny: Can we sing songs? And hide under the seats? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseprettyplease?
Bobby: We must remember to use safe actions! Everyone must sit in their seats and no one should yell. Singing is encouraged.
Draco: Disney songs?
Ginny: Nursery school songs?
Bobby: If you'd like!
Fey: On the way there, we need to stop at Sporks, Forks, and Sofas Inc.
Tess: There's really a store called that?
Fey: My favorite store!
Bobby: Alright, we'll make an extra stop.
Everyone: *gets on bus*
*Everyone on bus*
Bobby: Sing everyone!
Ginny: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go---
Draco: *snogs Ginny to shut her up.
F&I'rs: Yay! *Cat calls.
Harry: *Grumble, grumble.
Plum: *Whispers to Bunny. I don't like that guy. *shudders.
Fey: Don't worry, besides he's taking us to the Sporks, forks and sofas inc.
Spidey: I protest that!
Everyone: What?
Spidey: nevermind...
Depth: He's cool. He has a shiny bus.
Hayden: He's cool, he's keeping the heater on to keep me warm.
Depth: No! Bobby turn of the heaters! It's blazing hot in here!
Tess: -_-* You just had to open your big mouth didn't you Hayden?
Hayden: darn it. I'd thought she'd forgotten about my shirtless body.
Depth: Never!
Plum: *sleeping, smiles goofily. Blade Trinity. Sharp knife, loads of cool red blood. Yum.
Everyone:
XX: *Thwaps Plum on head.
Plum: w-wha???
Tristy: You're scary when you sleep.
Dark Sarah: You said blood then yum *shudders.
Plum: oh.. hehe. I was dreaming about this really good movie Blade Trinity. And this hot vampire dude.
Everyone:...
Plum: nevermind...glow!
Fey: Are we almost there?
Bobby: Not yet.
Plum: Hippogriff!!!!
XX: Shut up!
Harry: Hey that's my-
Fey: *Scowls. She didn't use any caps lock!!!!
Harry: *whimpers.
Fey: Are we almost there yet?
Bobby: Yep! *Stops abruptly.
Fey: Hey this isn't Sporks, Forks, and sofas inc.!
Bobby: *evil manical grin* no it isn't.
Tess: WTF?
Everyone: WTF?
Draco and Ginny: *snog, snog, snog.
Plum: Radish pickled pie!
Nikita: Who are you? Why did you bring us here?
Bobby: I am---
Bobby: I am the walrus!
Spidey: I protest! Didn't this happen in the last anniversary party?
Bobby: Um... Well, then, I am The Official Platypus Man.
Everyone: WTF?
Bobby: Ding dong the witch is dead! Moo!
Fey: Oh, no!
Depth: The Evil Undead Marshmallows have him!
XX: We must escape him!
Fey: This means we'll have to drive the bus ourselves!
Shippers: *gasp*
Plum: W00t! Hairbrushes!
XX: But none of us know how to drive buses!
Tess: I do! But they took my liscence away... Honestly, they acted like I meant to hit that dumb Walmart.
Fey: Wha-?
Tess: It's not like anyone was hurt. There was just this huge whole in the wall. I wasn't even drunk!
Depth: Uh, I don't think we should let her drive.
Plum: Can I drive? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?
Shalei: No, me! Me!
Spidey: *has gotten behind wheel* All aboard!
Fey: Oh god, please tell us that Spidey isn't driving.
lilli: This is going to be so fun!
