Anniversary Party II: Don't you know we NEVER leave?
Jude:And your point is?
Ginny:*fangirling Jude*
Draco:Why you! *punches Jude*
Everyone except Stanley and Draco and anyother males that happen to be there:*gasp* Don't hurt his face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
pinky:*looks over at Sub* Uh, guys, that isn't
Sub
Everyone:WHAT?
Darko:Sure it is!
pinky:Uh, no. *rips off mask* It's-it's
XX:Ron Weasley?
Nikkita:What are YOU doing here? And why are you wearing a Sub mask?
Ginny:*stops fangirling Jude* Ron? Wtf?
Ron:I missed Harry! Harry I love you! I-I can't handle these feelings and...
R/H Shippers*squee*
pinky:*sneaks away to fangirl Jude and Matt* C'mon boys, let's go snog! *snogs them*
Ginny:Uhh Ron, you don't love Harry........
pinky:*still snogging Matt andJude*
Ron:
Really? Why not?
pinky:*still snogging them*
Ginny:Becuase you love Hermione!
R/Hr shippers:awwwwww!
Ron:Oh yea, but I did miss you guys!
Harry:Oh Ron!*huggles him*
Hermione:*appears* Oh Ron! I love you too! *huggles Harry and Ron*
Trio shippers:*squee*
Everyone except pinky, Matt and Jude: awwww! Friends Foever! ^_^
Bunny:Hey we better go find the real Sub!
Draco:*mutters* yea okay.........
pinky, Matt and Jude:*come back smirking* So what are we doing now?
Ginny:Oh Jude you're back! *fangirls him*
Draco:*glares at pinky* You couldn't keep them busy any longer could you?
pinky:Hey you know what buddy? Screw you!*finger gesture*
plum:Gwenia!
pinky and Draco:*start hexing eachother*
Nikita:
*sigh* We are never going to get anything done are we?
darko:*glares at Ginny* I think I have an idea.
Danica:*walks up* Does it have anything to do with killing my mum?
darko: Dang, how'd you guess?
Depth:Becuase I told her.
Everyone: Oh, she is so wise.
spidey:I object!
Everyone: *gives her a look*
spidey: heh, heh, uh- Just kidding guys!
Darko: *attacks Ginny*
Hayden: NOOOOO! I'll save you, Mummy!
Everyone: WTF?
Hayden: *scratches gorgeous blonde head* I have this sudden, strange urge to act hero-like. Which I haven't had since page 4.
Everyone: *looks suspiciously at XX*
XX: *is reading WE thesis*
Everyone: *facepalm*
Nikita: Not that bloody WE thesis again!
Darko: *stops attacking Ginny* HEY! What's wrong with WE? WE rocks! *pets printout of chapter 6*
Ginny: *massages throat*
Tess: *loffs*
Caius: You'll understand only after you've had it read at you about twenty times.
XX: *glares, while somehow not lifting her eyes off paper*
Caius: *ignores glare* Trust me, you don't want to read that thesis. The conclusion of which is that my prat brother needs to barrel along like a hero and "save" us.
XX: *looks up from WE thesis* OMIGAH! Jude Law! *drools*
Jude Law: *looks very, very scared*
XX: You know, you look like Harry. Who looks like Christopher Plummer, who plays Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music, whose daughter Liesl looks like Tristy.
Everyone: 
Spidey: I think she's TSoM high. *shudders*
Hayden: *stops acting hero-like because XX wants him to join in her spreading of TSoM love* Oh, I know that movie! Grandpa Weasley made us watch it!
Dorian: *nods*
Hayden: You wait, little girl, on an empty stage, for fate to turn the light on.
Your life, little girl, is an empty page that men will want to write on.
Bunny: Who's he singing to?
XX: Three guesses and the first two don't count. *sighs*
Hayden: You are sixteen going seventeen -
Plum, the resident TSoM hater: *covers ears*
Spidey: Wait- Ron can't love Hermione!
Pinky: Darn! Wait- wasn't that like two posts ago?
Spidey: Hmph, it's still newsworthy.
Ron: Why can't I?
Spidey: Did no one read the rules on page one?
XX: Um, I did. I wrote them. OH!
Ron: What?
XX: And I quote!
quote:
Let's try to avoid any shipping wars over other characters besides D/G, okay, mates? Ambiguity, where possible, may be the best, although I think we're mature enough that if anyone writes in a ship we don't agree with, we can tolerate it, right? Let nothing get in the way of D/G!
Pinky: But that says something about if someone writes a ship we should be mature! I don't think Spidey was being very mature about it!
Spidey: *is sucking her thumb* Uh- what? Oh, look the point is not all of us are R/Hr shippers.
XX: *gasp* They aren't?
Spidey: I wouldn't know. But it would be like me writing in H/Hr or H/CC or R/GS.
Darko: GS?
Spidey: Giant squid.
Nikita: We need to find the real Sub! What if she's dead, dying, or worse- has eloped with Barney?
Everyone: *gasp*
Depth: The horror!
Nikita: We must find her! We must depart on an epic quest that will take us out of the realms of mortals and into-
Depth: Middle Earth?
Nikita: NO! I was going to say And into the realm of giant lemonade bottles and poisoned chocolate!
Everyone: *gasp*
Draco: Do we have to?
Ginny: Shush, Draco. It could be fun!
Draco: I don't want to 
Depth: Come on, it'll be fun.
Plum: *huggles Matt Damon.
Pink: Hey! He's mine!
Plum: Nu-uh! I fangirl-ed him first!
Spidey: Can we uh...get going now?
Darko: To the realm of giant lemonade bottles and poisoned chocolate?
Nikita: Yes, let us go everyone!
XX: Maybe Sub did get eloped with Barney...
Everyone:...
XX: What? She might of..
Everyone: *Shudders.
lilli: Let's go!
*Everyone marches to random place, dragging angry Draco along.
Plum: We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of oz... *hums because she doesn't know the words to the song...
Draco: Stop your awful singing!
Plum: Oh yeah?! How bout you sing then!
Draco: *sings
Everyone: >_<
Ginny: -_-*
Hayden: I'll save you mum from the horrible singing!
Draco: Hey!
lilli: Where is the realm of giant lemonade bottles and poisoned chocolate?
Plum: I thought last time it was that other place? The spork company?
Nikita: *shrugs*
*While walking they encounter something...
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!!
Depth: AHHHH!!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!!
Depth: AHHHH!!!!!!
XX: Depth, how... How can we encounter you when you were with us the entire time?!
Depth: Um... *pokes the Depth that has been there for the past three pages*
Depth That Has Been There for the Past Three Pages: *falls apart and candy falls out*
Pinky: A...piñata?
Spidey: CANDYYYYYY!!!!! Candy, candy, candy!!!!! *jumps onto the candy*
Everyone: *tries to get to the candy*
Depth: Doesn't anyone wanna know why I've been gone all this time and where I've been and what the sine of 30º is?
Stanley: Sine of 30º is 1/2. Duuuuh!
Depth: *elbows Stanley, rendering him unconscious* So, does no one care?
Everyone: *continues to ravage the candy*
Depth: Ugh, FINE then, SCREW YOU GUYS! *disapparates*
Harry: MY CAPS LOCK! Hey, get back here, you coward! *disapparates*
XX: *pauses in the middle of chewing a chocolate bar with the wrapper still on it* *cries* I wish I could disapparate, but noooooo, I'm just a friggin' SQUIB!!!
Depth: *pet* It's okay, XX...
XX: Didn't you just disapparate?...
Depth: Hm? No, that was all in your imagination.
Spidey: OMGOMGOMGOMG!
Tess: Oh no, she's had another vision...
Spidey: No... WE'RE JUST OUT OF CANDY!!!!!!! *eyes XX* *lunges for XX's half-eaten, unopened chocolate bar*
XX: *growls and attacks Spidey*
Depth: *sob* What has happened to our wonderful RR?... *breathes in deeply* HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *stops what they're doing*
Depth: Now that I have everyone's attention...
No One: *is paying attention*
Depth: I'm going to share with you all some stories of my travels. First of all, the reason I haven't posted for two months is... Uh... Oh, dang... *refers to script* I was attacked by decaffeinated monkeys who were looking for their robotic glasses frames?...
lilli: *giggles*
Depth: *glares* *mumblemumble that's the last time I hire lilli to write out an excuse for me mumblemumble* Okay, lemme start over. I haven't posted in two months because school sucks and I was busy over the holidays with, er, stuff.
No One: *is buying it*
Depth: *bites lip* I mean... I haven't posted in two months because I was working on breaking into Rowling's publishing company so that I could steal Half Blood Prince?
Everyone: OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!! *cheers* Where is it?! What happens in it?! How'd you do it?!
Depth: *whispering* Oh, crap. *clears throat* Uh, I have a page of it here in my pocket, actually! *rummages through pocket, pulling out and tossing aside a banana peel, an unopened 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, and the White House* Aha, here we go! *pulls out a slip of paper that looks curiously similar to an absence excuse*
Tess: Hey, is it just me, or does that slip of paper look curiously similar to an absence excu-- *is run over by an ice cream truck*
Tess: Voldie... Y-you traitor...
Ice Cream Truck Driver: Actually, I'm not Voldie... *sticks head out the window*
Tess: *gasp* Voldie's ultimate ice cream truck driving arch nemesis, Alex Trebek!
Voldie: *appears* I'LL HAVE YOU THIS TIME, TREBEK!!!!!
Trebek: Ha! We'll see about that, and that is my final answer!
Bunny: Isn't that the wrong game show reference?... *gets run over by the school bus from earlier*
Everyone: *grabs some popcorn and watches as the ice cream trucks rev their engines and prepare to smash into each other head-on*
Depth: Hey, HEL-LOOOOOOO?! Half Blood Prince, remember?!
Everyone: *forgets about Voldie and Trebek and turn their attention back to Depth, drooling*
Depth: Okay, this is page 1,492 from HBP...
Stanley: *regains consciousness* WHAT?! HBP is not that long!!!!! Rowling has said so herself!!!!!!!!!!!
Spidey: I PROTEST THAT!!!!!! IF DEPTH SAYS SHE'S GOT PAGE 1,492, THEN SHE'S GOT PAGE 1,492!!! *pushes Stanley down a bottomless pit*
Depth: *ahem* NOW... The following is from page 12,688 from Half Blood Prince...
Nikita: Wait, didn't she say 1,492 befor--*is squished by the airplane from LOST*
Depth:
quote:
Ron Weasley suddenly appeared before Harry and Ginny. "Ron? Wtf?" Ginny asked.
"I missed Harry! Harry I love you! I-I can't handle these feelings and......." Ron explained.
"Uhh Ron, you don't love Harry........" Ginny replied.
"Really? Why not?" Ron pondered.
"Because you love Hermione!" Ginny exclaimed.
"Oh yea, but I did miss you guys!" Ron pointed out.
"Oh Ron!" Harry cried, huggling Ron.
Appearing, Hermione added, "Oh Ron! I love you too!" and huggled Harry and Ron.
Ginny watched the trio, then wandered off to snog Draco Malfoy.
Pinky: Whoa...
Plum: I know... Parakeet...
Darko: I had no idea! *tear*
Fey: Wha-- What are you guys, stupid?! Depth just turned Pinky's earlier post into horribly written prose!!!
Spidey: *sob* *choke* Ginny went off to snog Draco... I-it's so beautiful...
Fey: Oh, for the love of... Accio Absence Excuse!
Absence Excuse: *flies out of Depth's hands*
Depth: Hey, I need that or else my absence will be counted as unexcused! *claps hands over mouth* I mean, er...
Fey: HA! We've caught you!
Bunny: *cries* Depth... Why did you lie to us?...
Plum: And everything she said was so believable! It was like she was channeling Rowling or something...
Fey: *uses her Sorter Outer wand to tie Depth to a chair*
Depth: Tuh, I was just trying to make you all happy...
Sub: *wanders in* One should never use lies to try to please others, Depth.
XX: *sputter*
lilli: SUB!!!!! OMG!!!!!! Where have you been?!?!
Spidey: We've been searching for you for like three pages now!
Sub: Oh, you have? Okay, then. *disappears*
Tess: ...Wtf?!
Plum: Hey!!! Sub! Don't leave! *Cries*
(Looks over to Draco, he looks back at her. She kicks him in the shin)
Draco: Ow! What in the bloody hell did you do that for?!
Plum: *Shrugs, and goes back to crying*
Draco: *whips out wand*
Plum: *Cries harder*
XX: Someone make her stop!
Depth: Get me out of here!!! *struggles against being tied on the chair*
Spidey: I want more candy...
XX: me too...
lilli: Are we going to go look for Sub?
Everyone: Yeah! Lets!
Tess: What was our mission before?!
Nikita: Hm... what was it?
Pinky: Oh well, let's go peoples!
Plum: *Still crying*
XX: For the love of---*Smacks Plum in face*
Everyone:...
Plum: *Whimper*
Draco: *Laughs*
Ginny: *Hits Draco on the head*
Draco: HEY! DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!!!
Harry: *apparates in* MALFOY STOP USING MY CAPS LOCK!!!
Ginny: How dare you talk to me that way Draco! You weren't complaining earlier!
F&Ir's:
Hayden: Uh...sick I didn't need to see that mental image *groans*
Darko: Your such a sex god *praises*
Tristy: Didn't you like that muggle actor???
Spidey: I want candy!!!
Depth: I'll give you some if you get me out of this chair.
Spidey: Really?!
Pinky: Don't just let her stay in the chair for a while.
Tess: Are we leaving her behind?
XX: No, just until the people over there *points at Draco, Ginny, and Harry* stop bickering.
Plum: Your dad's annoying Tristy..
Harry: I AM NOT!!!
Tristy:
Depth: Get me out of this chair!!!
Stan: You deserve it. Haha.
*Gets run over by an Ice cream truck still run by Alex Trebek*
Plum: Who's he?
Everyone:....
F&Ir's: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALEX TREBEK IS?! 
Plum: ...am I suppose to?
lilli: We'll explain later Plum. Let's go and find Subbie!
Everyone: Yeah!!!!
Depth: What about meeeeeeeeee?
Spidey: I will stay with you, Depth! And we will sing songs of chocolate and muffins and inanimate flying objects-
lilli: OXYMORON ALERT!
Everyone: HUH?
Spidey: -and puppies and cheese doodles and rock paper scissors and-
lilli: How can an inanimate object fly?
Spidey: It has special powers. DUH!
Depth: Can we sing songs about Lost?
lilli: NO! An oxymoron cannot be allowed to last!
Spidey: Sure! And songs about-
Depth: -Untying me?
lilli: We must destroy the oxymorons! We must blast out their brains with a bazookah!
Darko: YEAH!
Plum: What about Sub?
Everyone:
XX: Who is Sub?
Tess: Is Sub a rubber ducky?
lilli: We must wipe them out!
Plum: But Sub is almighty!
Draco: I am ALMIGHTY!
Dogs: *bark madly*
Plum: So no one remembers Sub?
lilli: Tragicly, no one realizes the evils of oxymorons, either.
Plum: Oh, this tragedy is like a living zombie-
lilli: That's an oxymoron, too!
Plum: How can no one remember our Sub?
Spidey: Sub spelled backwards is BUS! Remember when we were schoolbus drivers, lilli?
lilli: Yes, that was very almighty of us.
Spidey: OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! VISION! Lilli, you and I must hunt down and destroy oxymorons in our schoolbus of doom.
lilli: OMG, yes!
Depth: But what about MEEEEEEEEE?
XX: And me? I'm a squib! How can I go on with life anymore?
Spidey: We shall be wise and noble schoolbus drivers.
Tess: Wise! *cracks up*
Spidey: How dare you!
Tess: *is run over by a schoolbus driven by lilli*
Tess: Lilli! I thought we were friends! Friends as close as friendly paper cuts-
lilli: See? She keeps using oxymorons! How can I be friends with a girl like her?
Tess: But I write WE! And strange fics involving duckies and self-fulfilling love triangles between Frodo, Harry's mum, and a bongo!
Harry: HOW COULD YOU?
Depth: How can you put down the honorable name of Frodo? I LOVE FRODO! I WANT TO MARRY HIM! *sobs*
Plum: ...But what about Sub?
Tess: Don't diss my odd fics! They are wonderful! I shall now quote them!
quote:
"Oh, Harry's mum!" cried Frodo. "Your bongo is so big!"
Tess:
quote:
The bongo preened proudly. "I am a wise bongo," the bongo said.
"You can talk?" Frodo exclaimed. "Oh, bongo, please have my love puppies!"
Tess:
quote:
Harry's mum smiled wisely. But her smile dissappeared like a fluid continent on a warm, summer's evening's night's day. "IT IS MY BONGO!"
Plum: I want Sub! *sobs*
XX: Tess, why are you doing this?
Tess: *whispers to XX* I don't really write fics like this. But this is fun, scaring the rest of them like this...
Everyone: WHAT WAS THAT?
Tess: Er, nothing! *waves Harry's mum/Bongo/Frodo banner*
Depth: *has become a deppressed pile of mush*
Spidey: WE WILL WIPE THOSE OXYMORONS OUT!
lilli: YES YES YES! In our schoolbus of doom!!!!!!
Draco: Um, this is odd.
Ginny: We're never going to get home in time for the masquarade, are we? *sigh*
*After Ginny mentioning "Masquerade" everyone turned to her*
Everyone: Masquerade?!
Ginny: ...
Spidey: Why didn't you say so!
*Everyone heads back to the mansion to plan the masquerade*
Spidey: I'm going to be a spider!
Ron: *gulps*
Plum: I want to be...a Kiwi bird! ^_^
Everyone:
Pink: I'm going to be a pink cow girl!
Nikita: Ohh I'm going as Artemis!
Tess: I'll go as a random Gryffindor
Plum: Since your Jedi Tess of Gryffindor!
XX: Very observant Plum...-_-* I'm going as...I don't know *shrugs*
lilli: I'll go as a faerie!
Draco: Who said we would invite you?!
F&Ir's: 
Ginny: Of course they're invited! *nudges Draco in the side*
Draco:
Darko: Wait..what about Sub?
Hayden: And...oxymorons?
Spidey: Yeah..what about them?
*Everyone ponders in silence*
Plum: OMG, Darko remembered Sub!
Darko: Uh, no I didn't. Sub? Who is this Sub?
Spidey: And of course we're invited, Draco, you git! Ginny invited us on the first page. I don't think I want to be a spider anymore, though. Maybe a... Hmmmmm.
lilli: We must stamp out oxymorons!
Tess: In my Harry's Mum/Frodo/Bongo fic, Frodo goes to a masquerade dressed up like a teddy bear. Unfortunately, Harry's Mum thinks Frodo is dressed up as a kitty cat and kisses the kitty cat which makes Frodo very jealous and-
Depth: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP!
Plum: You're all missing the point! Sub has been forgotten yet Darko mentioned Sub! This can mean only one thing!
Darko: That it's time to have a slumber party!
lilli: I'll bring the girly videos!
XX: I'm doing popcorn!
Draco: I'll bring the makeup!
Everyone:
Plum: No! It means that Darko is keeping secrets from us!
Darko: I am?
Plum: Yes.
Darko: Oh, alright then! I CONFESS I CONFESS! I TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
Everyone: *gasp*
Spidey: How could you, Darko?
Tess: We trusted you!
Darko: They made me do it!
F&Iers: WHO?
Darko: *points*
Everyone: OH, NO! IT'S THE-
Everyone: OH, NO! IT'S THE-
Lilli, Depth, Darko, and Nikita: IT'S THE MONSTER FROM LOST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spidey: Uhhh...
XX: You guys, it's... *picks it up* It's actually just a baby lamb...
Lilli, Depth, Darko, and Nikita: *grumblegrumble it could've been the monster from LOST grumblegrumble*
Tess: Um, that baby lamb made you steal the cookies from the cookie jar, Darko?...
Darko: *whispering* That's no baby lamb... *crouches in fear*
Baby Lamb: Heh heh... Mwahah... Bwahahahahaaaa... MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA--
XX: Are you quite finished, Mr. Lamb?
Baby Lamb: DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILST I AM LAUGHING MANIACALLY!!!!!!!!!!! *nuzzles XX and XX disappears*
Sidiqa: HEY, THAT IS MY MANIACAL LAUGHTER YOU'RE-- *is nuzzled by Baby Lamb and disappears*
Harry: MR. LAMB, I DON'T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE STOLEN MY CAPS LOCK TWI-- *is nuzzled by Baby Lamb and disappears*
Baby Lamb: ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE OF ME?! HUH?! HUH?! HUH?!
Darko: *breaks down into tears*
Pinky: *gulp*
Depth: *whispering* I told you it was the monster from LOST...
Lilli, Darko, and Nikita: *look at Depth strangely*
Baby Lamb: Now I must finish my maniacal laughter! *clears throat* AHA-- Oh, wait, no, I finished it earlier.
Everyone: *is silent*
Baby Lamb: Well? Isn't anyone gonna tell me how cute I am?
Plum: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MR. LAMB, YOU LOOK SO CUTE! *runs to hug Baby Lamb* *is nuzzled by Baby Lamb and disappears*
Spidey: *musters up strength* Mr. Lamb, may I ask why you are here?
Baby Lamb: *somehow raises eyebrow* No, you may not.
Spidey: *pout*
Stanley: *falls out of the sky* *sees Baby Lamb* Hey, who're you?
Darko: HE'S EVIL INCARNATE!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Baby Lamb: *slowly turns to Darko* How...DARE...you... You... *advances on Darko*
Darko: *shivers*
Mysterious Hero: *jumps in front of Darko* OH NO, YOU DON'T, MR. LAMB!!!!!!!
Darko: *gasp* SUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sub: Yes, it is I! I am here! You all can rejoice, for your Almighty Shipper has returned!
Everyone: *remembers Sub* YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Lamb: Who is this who dares to jump in my path?
Sub: I happen to be Sub, Almighty Shipper, Official Keeper of Photographs on the SS Fire & Ice, Official Chooser of Luna's Earrings on the HMS Red Moon, First Mate aboard the HMS Grey Blood (Grey Lady/Bloody Baron), Fred and Hermione's Matchmaker aboard the HMS Miracles (Fred/Hermione), Official Defender of all things Ginny and Draco at G.A.S.P., and Draco's Official Bartender at A.C.I.D.!
Bunny: *goes all googly-eyed* She's so awesome...
Baby Lamb: HA! I'm not scared of you! Because I know something you don't...
Sub: *raises eyebrow*
Baby Lamb: I'm not really a baby lamb.
Sub: *gasp*
Darko: OH NO, HE'S GOING BACK TO HIS ORIGINAL FORM!!!!!
Baby Lamb: *changes*
Tess: OMFG, IT'S--
Tess: OMG, IT'S--
Everyone: SNAPE?!
Ginny:
*Everyone who was nuzzled and disappeared, apparates in and lands on Snape*
Snape: Get off me you insufferable--
Plum: SNAPE!!! *Huggles*
Everyone:...
Harry: YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CAPSLOCKS?!
Sidiqa: You stole my manical laughter!
Plum: H-he stole my new pair of pink undies!!! *cries*
Everyone: ...
Plum: Jokes! ^_^
Snape: *Glares*
Depth: It wasn't the monster from Lost?
Tristy and Hayden: What's Lost?
Nikita: You don't know what Lost is?!
Spidey: How can you not know what Lost is? It's a great show!!!
*Hayden and Tristy backs away only to bump into Sub*
Plum: SUBBIE!!!! *Tackles her to the floor*
XX: You only now notice her? -_-*
Plum: XX!!! *Glomps* Happy Birthday!!! (late)
XX:
Tess: So, what's Snape doing here?
Sidiqa: Yeah, what is Snape doing here?
Spidey: *Shrugs*
Snape: I am here because...
Everyone: ???
Snape: Because....
*Everyone listens to him*
Snape: Because.... *Dramatic pause*
XX: Would you just spit it out?!
Plum: Aw, you messed up the dramatic part 
Snape: Because...
Everyone: JUST SAY IT!!!
Snape: *Sigh... everyone is in grave danger.
Everyone: *GASP*
Tess: From who?
Harry: WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING MY ---
*Ginny places a silencio spell on him*
Pinky: Finally got him to shut up *relieved*
Darko: Anyways who are we in grave danger from?
Snape: It is unknown, unknown, unknown (trying to do a dramatic echo thing)
Everyone: ....
Depth: Ok...can you just stop with that? It's getting annoying.
Plum: My Snape he's so silly!
Everyone:
Snape: I am not--
Darko: Hey! He's mine!
Spidey: Mine too!
Plum: Hey! You already have Hayden!
Ginny: I thought you had that... Matt muggle person?
Darko: Yeah! You have Matt Damon!
Plum: Well, there isn't any rule of only fangirling one person
XX: He's mine!!!
Pinky: *Sigh... (going along with it) no he's mine!
Sub: No!
Ginny: -_-*
Snape: *scowls*
Draco: what about me?!
Sub: What about you? *snickers*
Draco:
Harry: *Waves frantically and points to himself*
Plum: You'll have Draco dear! And have lots of love bunnies with him!!! *Squee! (Lol, I'm not entirely awake so I'm not making sense)
Everyone:
Plum: What?
Ginny: Draco's mine!
Depth: No he's mine!
Spidey: Me too!
Darko: me three!!!
Snape: Stop this nonsense right now!
Plum: NEVER!!! (Ohh should I be the "never" saying person on the D/G staff ship? Lol I have two titles, but I want another one)
XX: When will this end? >_<
Plum and Spidey: NEVER!!!
Darko: OMG OMG NOW THAT HARRY'S SILENCIOED...WE CAN USE HIS CAPSLOCK!
Draco: HARRY IS AN IDIOT!
Harry: *pummels Draco*
Darko: Hahaha...I planned that!
Ginny: Well done.
Snape: Uh...weren't we talking about me?
Spidey: Everything's not about you, okay?
Snape: What do you mean it's not about me?!? Harry's father tried to kill me!
Everyone:
Plum: Uh...so?
Snape: Grrrrr...
Depth: OMG Ginny I have something to tell you!
Ginny: *is confused* What?
Depth: *takes deep breath* Ron's really just your step brother and we know that he's in love with you just like Boon and Summer on Lost!
Ron: You're sick!
Darko: Depth...this is Harry Potter., not Lost *pats*
Spidey: I think we need to talk about sending Depth to Lost Therapy!
Depth: OMG will Sayid be there?
Darko: I don't think so.
Snape: I AM EVIL! OOOOOH! *cape billows*
Everyone:
*Harry tackles Snape*
Plum: Ohhh it'll be tons of fun if Sayid's there!!! *Squee
(Even though I don't watch show I know some of the characters)
Depth: Yes it would be! 
XX: Plum! You don't even watch Lost
Plum: So..?
XX: I thought "counseling" would be a bad thing not a joyous event.
Ron: Ginny...what if we are really step-siblings?
Everyone: ...
People who like Boon and Summer along with Ron/Ginny: YESS!!!
Ginny:
Draco: back off Weasley, she's mine *glare*
Plum: ohh possesive Malfoy! ^_^
Pinky: shouldn't we stop them fighting? *points at Harry and Snape who are still fighting.
Spidey: Nah..just leave them be. They'll be fine.
Darko: Plum... if Snape's "yours" why aren't you stopping the fight?
Plum: Hm..? Oh! I got bored with Snape and converted back to Matt Damon ^_^
Everyone: -__-*
Snape: What?!
Plum: Hm?
Snape: What do you mean?! You left me f-for a muggle?!
Plum: Yeah..that pretty much sums it up.
Snape: Why?!
Plum: Because he's sexy!
Snape: I can be sexy!!!
Draco: *Snorts*
Snape: What about me????
Spidey: Ohhh soap opera! *eats popcorn along with everyone else*
Plum: Oh Snape, don't look so wounded. You have other fanon and canon ships to go through *huggles*
Snape:
Draco: *smirks*
Snape: I'LL KEEL THAT MUGGLE MATT DAMON!!!
Harry: STOP USING MY CAPS LOCK SNIVELLUS!!! *Tackles him again to the floor*
Plum: See! Snape found someone new! I knew he would!
Tristy: Gross..that's my dad..and my potions professor *shudder*
Hayden: Mine too Potter *shudder*
Darko: You're so sexy when you shudder Hayden!
Hayden: ....
lilli: How did Harry get his voice back?
Nikita: yeah I was wondering that too...
Ginny: My silencio spells are a bit rusty -_-*
Spidey: I want ice cream
Depth: Me too
Pinky: me three!!
lilli: I want some!
XX: Let's go raid Malfoy's kitchen
F&Ir's: Yeah!!!
Draco: I won't allow you filthy--
Ginny: *Glares at Draco*
*Everyone starts to head to Malfoy's manor to get some ice cream, Harry and Snape stop fighting to go get some ice cream too*
Depth: *falls back to the back of the line* *cries*
Rain: *suddenly starts POURING*
Depth: *trips on a tree root*
A Hand: *helps Depth up*
Depth: OMFG, DRACO, THIS IS LIKE WAR'S END!!!! *huggles person*
Lilli: Uhh...
Depth: Oh, dang. You're not Draco. I thought it was so WE for a second there...
Lilli: So why're you crying, Depth? *huggles*
XX: *appears out of nowhere* SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT WE, I CAN FEEL IT.
Depth: You're too late, we've moved on. Now we're about to talk about LOST.
XX: Oh, GAG ME WITH A SPORK!!!!!!! I've heard about enough of that dumb show!
Depth: *prepares to attack XX*
XX: *is saved by Tess*
Lilli: Anyway...
Depth: Okay, yeah. I'm crying because... SHANNON'S NAME IS NOT SUMMER AND BOONE'S NAME IS SPELLED WITH AN 'E' AT THE END!!! How could I have gotten it wrong earlier?!
Lilli: Aww, it's okay! It wasn't your fault! Darko just made a li'l mistake, that's all!
Depth: *sniffle* *sigh* I guess you're right. ... Can I let you in on a secret?
Lilli:
Depth: I...no longer have a crush on Sayid.
Lilli: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depth: SHHH!!! My crush now is on... Okay, well, I can't choose any one. I have a crush on Michael, Jack, Sawyer, Boone, Charlie...
Lilli: Um, that's nice... ... None of this is funny, Depth. This is boring. HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS AN RR POST?!
Depth: Ack, you're right! *waves her hand and rabid penguins appear*
Draco: *runs past them with a penguin attached to his nose* MY NOSE, MY PERFECT NOSE!!!!!!!
Lilli: *giggle* That's more like it!
Spidey: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Plum: Back to the Future!
Everyone: ...
Fey: Hey, you guys... Where are we going again?
XX: Back to the Malfoy Manor, remember?
Fey: Um, didn't that place explode a few pages ago?
Bunny: Oh, crap, you're right!
Spidey: Y-you mean... NO ICE CREAM?!?! *runs away in hysterics*
Draco: *runs past them with a penguin attached to his torso* MY SIX PACK, MY PERFECT SIX PACK!!!!!!!
Pinky: So what are we going to do, then?
Plum: We can go back to arguing over who fangirls Snape!
Diana: *appears* Ha, think again, my friend! Did you already forget that I've had a claim on Snape ever since the very beginning of the first RR? *sticks tongue out*
Plum: Hmph. *pets Matt Damon*
Snape: I'm so dead sexy...
Tess: Is it just me or is Snape really not acting like himself?
Snape: *shifty eyes* Why, er, it's just you, my dear! I am a perfectly normal human being! Don't mind me! *holds up a flag with the Earth on it* I LOVE EARTH!!!!!!
Tess: Aww, I'm sorry, Snape! I see now that I had no reason to suspect that you were really a Homework Alien in disguise sent here to give us random pop quizzes and off us if we failed one! *huggles Snape*
Snape: *evil, sneaky grin*
XX: Homework Alien... *exchanges a glance with Depth*
Draco: *runs past them with a penguin attached to his backside* MY HEINY, MY PERFECT HEINY!!!!!!!
Violin: Dun dun DUN!
Darko: Boone and Shannon! *facepalm*
XX: *pats*
Darko: That was some weird Lost/OC hybrid.
Depth: You mean...I haven't failed?
XX: No, dear.
Darko: Boone's hot. I choose him, you have to choose someone else.
Depth: I CHOOSE THEM ALL!
Darko: *cowers*
Depth: 
Snape: I'm too sexy for my shirt...*does a very suggestive dance*
Draco: MY HAIR MY PERFECT HAIR! *runs past with a penguin nesting in his hair*
Ginny: Well...I guess I should do something since my husband is running around with penguins attacking him in random places on his body...
Sub: That would be very kind of you.
Spidey: OMG VISION!
Depth: Wow, Spidey, you haven't had one of those in a page or so.
Spidey: ICE CREAM NOW!
Draco's voice: *is heard in background* GINNY THAT'S MY BUTT!
Harry's voice: I KEEL YOU MALFOY!
Ginny's voice: *with Draco's* Ooops, sorry darling. Harry! Get off of him!
Darko: I'm with Spidey, I really want some ice cream.
Spidey: Okay then, off to Icy Icicle's Ice Cream Cones and More!
Eveyone: *goes to Icy Icicle's Ice Cream Cones and More*
Darko: ME FIRST!
Harry: *glares* I WON'T HIT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL, BUT KNOW THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT!
Darko: Whatever, Harry. I'll have a double mint fudge banana split with no whipped cream, extra rainbow sprinkles, extra peanut-butter caramel topping, with mocha covered almonds.
Everyone:
Spidey: Ice cream! Yay! Let's all thing the ice cream song!
Depth: Can't we sing the Lost song instead?
Spidey: Tsk tsk, Depth. When you're lost in a forest and wandering around hunting for Sub and ice cream and toenail clippers, then you sing the Lost song. When you're waiting in line for ice cream you either sing the ice cream song or annoying songs.
lilli: Or both!
Ice cream man: Next in line, please!
Spidey: I would like three scoops of every one of your flavors with ALL of the toppings on top. But no coconut, please. I'm watching my weight.
Everyone: ???
Spidey: *giggles*
Ice cream man: *gives Spidey ice cream*
lilli: My turn!
Depth: But what about the ice cream song?
Tess: That's my favorite song! In my Harry's mum/frodo/bongo fic, Frodo finds some ice cream in a forest but it turns out to be the-
Depth: NOOOOOO! Stop! Please, for the love of cheese, stop!
lilli: This is NOT rutebega ice cream!
ice cream man: MUAHAHAHAH! No, it is rhubarb ice cream! AND NOW I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!
Snape: But... But... But that's my job!
Ginny: We got the penguins off! Unfortunately, they seem to think that Draco is their mother.
Penguins: Papa Draco!
Draco: *is completley horrified*
Ice cream man: But I want to kill you all!
lilli: What shall we do what shall we do?
Spidey: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the ice cream! Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a scream!
XX: Twinkle twinkle little ice cream! How I wonder what flavor you are! Like an ice cream in the sky! Up above the cone so high! Twinkle twinkle little ice cream! How I wonder what flavor you are...
Ice cream man: STOP WITH THE FOOLISH SINGING! I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL!
lilli: You musn't do that, sir! Killing is bad for the digestive system.
Spidey: What shall we do? Oh, what shall we do!
Sub: We shall conquer him and then eat his ice cream!
Ice cream man: NO! *ties up and gags Sub*
F&Iers: NOOOOOOOO!
Draco: MUAHAHAHAH!
Ginny: *hits Draco* What is it you want,
Mr. Ice cream man?
Ice cream man: I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL!
Spidey: ...If only Fey was here.
Depth: The official sorter-outter? Where did she go?
Fey: *appears* I am here! And I know what must be done!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!
Fey: I bet he was mistreated as a child. We must analize him!
Ice cream man: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Everyone ties Mr. Ice cream man up on a lay down chair *
Plum: So..Mr. Ice cream man..how were you treated as a child?
Ginny: Did you have any siblings?
Ron: Were you ever in love with your sister that is supposedly your step sister?
Everyone: ...
Depth: Yes!!!
XX: Shhh!
Depth:
Harry: ARE YOU IN THE LEAGUE WITH VOLDEMORT?!
Tristy: Dad calm down...didn't he get run over by an ice cream truck a couple pages ago?
Spidey: *shrugs*
lilli: Why did you give me Rhubarb ice cream? I hate it! I want rutebega!
Mr Ice cream man: NOOOO!!!!!!!!! *Explodes in utter confusion and frustration*
Spidey: ...
lilli: He exploded! I wanted my ice cream! *Cries*
Snape: Good riddance. I'M suppose to kill people.
Plum: Snape! Forgive me! Take me back! *Huggles*
Everyone: ...
XX: But you said you went back to fangirling Matt Damon?
Plum: Oh ^_^ He was so ...yesterday. Besides, my current obsession is fried shrimp dimsum and Snape. Want some? *Shows a platter full of shrimp dimsum*
Snape: *Eats*
Draco: Get this penguin off of me!
Penguins: Daddy Draco!
Harry: *Snorts*
Ginny and all the F&Ir's: Awww....
Plum: Did you know *pauses to feed Snape more dimsum* that yesterday was national Penguin day?
Darko: Really?
Plum: Yep ^_^
Snape: Keep giving me more dimsung woman.
Plum: It's Dimsum and learn some patience.
XX: This is weird...
Tristy: At least he's not with my dad...
Harry: NEVER!!! >_<
Plum: Hey! That's my line! *smacks Harry on the head*
Snape:
Draco: get the penguins off of me!!
Ginny: Aw, Draco they just love you...maybe we should adopt them...
F&Ir's: ^_^
Draco: NEVER!!!
Plum: STOP IT! THAT'S MY LINE MALFOY!!! *smacks him on head*
lilli: *Giggles*
Harry: THAT'S MY CAPS LOCK!!!
Everyone: WE KNOW!!!
Harry: STOP IT!!!
Everyone: YOU STOP IT!!!
Depth: Can we go get some ice cream and watch some Lost
Plum: Yeah! ^_^
XX: How bout not...well except the ice cream part. Just please...let's just go get ice cream from the store...I don't need to deal with another ice cream man that wants to kill us...
Spidey: *nod, nod*
lilli: I can finally get rutebega ice cream!
Darko: Is that good...?
lilli: yeah it is ^_^
Hayden: Sounds gross..
lilli: No it isn't!
Tristy: Yeah..it kind of does...
Plum: Aw...no more dimsum you ate it all Snape Well we can always go to the store ^_^
XX: We don't have any money though...
*F&Ir's look over to Draco who is busy struggling with clutching penguins*
Draco: What?
*F&Ir's give him puppy dog eyes*
Draco: No! I'm not going to give you muggles my money! I don't have any
XX: But...you always talk about being so rich you have money all the time... why don't you have any right now?
Hayden: yeah dad...I thought I saw your wal---
*Draco gives Hayden a glare*
Ginny: Draco hand over the money. I'm tired of everyone whining and I'm hungry. And stop glaring at our son!
Draco: *pouts* fine...
Plum: Store! ^_^
*Spidey, Plum, lilli, Depth, Fey, and Darko sing the ice cream song*
Plum: *buys dimsum*
Snape: Squee! Didsmug!
Everyone:
Plum: It's dimsum!
Darko: Did...Snape just...Squee?
Spidey: I think he did.
Harry: DOOM!
Draco: GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET! *tackles lilli who's pocketing Draco's money*
lilli: I just want some rhutebega ice cream! *cries*
Ginny: *pats lilli* Just let her get some ice cream, darling.
Draco: *mumble mumble*
lilli: Wahahaha! *buys gallons and gallons of ice cream*
Darko: ...Snape "SQEED." Am I the only one who's totally freaked out by this?!?
Nikita: I'm more freaked out by the fact that Plum is caressing his greasy head and feeding him pieces of seafood with her fingers.
Plum: Sweet, darling, Snape...*pet*
Snape: *has dimsum all on his robe* Most delicious...food...*drool*...
Spidey: This anniversary party has come to a standstill!
Depth: Then, by golly, let's do something about it!
XX: Let's go to AVALON!
Hayden: Didn't we already to that?
XX: Again, I say!
Tristy: To save Dumbledore?
Draco: You mean Dumbdore.
Dumbledore fans: *glare*
Dumbledore haters: *cheer*
Darko: Okay then...as author of this particular part of the party, I say...let's go to Avalon!
Depth To save Dumbledore?
Spidey: NO! For the biggest block party in HISTORY!
Harry: YEAH BABY!
Everyone:
Darko: First Snape SQUEES and then Harry pulls an Austin Powers on us?
lilli: *is eating ice cream*
Nikita: I agree, canon characters are getting more and more squicky.
XX: PFFT, who CARES about the canon characters? Puh-LEESE.
Draco: *is channeling his inner drama queen* Hell-OOOOO? Aren't we the reason you're here in the first place?!?!
XX: *ignores Draco* *consults Darko to help her plan the best way to smuggle their little party off to Avalon*
Ginny: *wisely decides not to bother commenting*
Tess: Um, Hell-OOOOO?!?!?! Can't you stop stealing things from me FOR ONCE IN YOUR BLOODY SHIPPING LIVES?
XX: Um - no? *pets avatar*
Tess: Argh! *shouts* VOLDIE!
XX and Darko: *are run over by an ice cream truck*
Tess: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone:
Tess: Er - I mean, hehe.
XX and Darko: *somehow manage to continue plotting teh ebilly whilst under a mountain of ice cream*
Tess: *bursts into tears*
Cedric: *comes in out of nowhere* *comforts Tess*
Harry: Did you see what that SAID? He came in OUT OF NOWHERE! He's BEING SUSPICIOUS again! [/rant]
Tristy: *sigh*
Hayden: *sigh*
Depth: OMGSQUEE, THEY BOTH SIGHED AT THE SAME TIME!
Spidey: You're almost as bad as XX . . .
Dorian: *wanders in out of nowhere, looking suspiciously rumpled - like he just came out of a BROOM CLOSET or something*
Natalie: *wanders in at the same time* La-de-la-la . . . I haven't been doing anything weird, like oh, I don't know, snogging Dorian in a broom closet . . .
Everyone: *ignores them*
XX and Darko: *reappear from out under the ice cream truck*
XX: *clears throat* We - that is to say, Darko and I - have come up with several interesting questions to help us get back on track and avoid - just maybe - going to Avalon.
Darko: *reads off list* Firstly, whatever happened to the New Year's costume ball? It's nearly VALENTINE'S DAY and - guess what? - still no ball!
XX: Shame really, seeing as I had the neatest idea for the WE characters . . .
Darko: Secondly, what ever happened to Stanley?
Plum: Spidey pushed him down a bottom-
Sub: *COUGH*
Plum: *is silenced by Almighty Shipper power*
XX: *takes list from Darko* Thirdly, doesn't Snape belong to Diana?
Plum: I PRO-
Spidey: HEY! I'm the Official Protester around here . . .
XX: Fourthly, we never figured out why Harry couldn't remember Tristy in the last RR!
Tristy: Well, I tried to explain, but you all refused to listen to me . . .
Sub: *Almighty Shipper glare*
Tristy: *bitter mumbling*
XX: And LASTLY, what are we going to do for Valentine's Day?
lilli: *satisfied* That should keep us occupied for a while . . . Way to go, Darko and XX! You guys ROCK!
Caius: Yes, my XX is so smart . . .
XX: I'm not your ANYTHING! *stalks away*
Caius: *runs after her* XX, I worship the ground you walk on! My life has no meaning without you! Come back! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!
XX: Get away!
Darko: Anyways...what should we do for Valentines?
Draco: I would like to be home alone with my wife!
Sub: Nope sorry, as much as it sounds very loffily you're stuck with us
lilli: yeah! *Pumps fist into air, whilst eating some rhutebega ice cream.
Draco: *Glares*
Plum: Fine! If I can't fangirl Snape then I'll move onto another one! Besides, he's getting tiring...I mean squee-ing? My latest obsession are... these potatoe/onion preitego ? (These bread shells stuffed with mashpotatoes and onions. Very good and I think it's an italian dish? *shrugs) and ....REMUS LUPIN! *Squee*
Everyone: ...
Snape: WHAT?! LUPIN? That foul half-
Plum: *Glares* Yes, him. Now go on shoo.
Snape: *wibbles* W-what about the digsum???
Everyone: DIMSUM!!!
Snape: *Cries*
Plum: It was fun while it lasted Snape...
XX: Get him off me!!!
Caius: XX you're mine!!!
Tristy: ...
Snape: I PROT-
Spidey: I'm the Official Protestor! Get your own name!!! *Smacks him in the face*
Draco: *smirks*
Sub: what happened to the penguins?
Draco: *Pales*
*Penguins appear and launch onto Draco*
Ginny: *amused*
lilli: Let's have a dance you guys! We can invite everyone for the special occasion over at Malfoy Manor! ^_^
Darko: That's a great idea!
Draco: Get these blasted things off of me!!!
Ginny: I think that sounds nice...
Plum: Yeah!
Tristy: I want to decorate!
Sub: Me too!
lilli: Let's all decorate!
XX: Get off Caius!
Caius: Never!
Hayden: Caius...let go of her..
Caius: No!
Tristy: This is going to be so much fun * sighs dreamily*
Hayden: *Blushes*
Tristy/Hayden fans: Awww!!!
Dorian: Oi, there going to be food there?
Spidey: Can't forget food! There's going to be lots!
Dorian
XX: GET OFF!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Caius: I love you!!!
Draco: AH! GINNY HELP ME!!!
Ginny: Draco hold still!
