Anniversary Party II: Don't you know we NEVER leave?
XX: *running away from Caius* So, about this party . . .
Spidey: FOOD!
Dorian: Hey, I'm starting to like you, Official Protestor . . .
Spidey and Dorian: *discuss the tons of food needed for the as-yet non-existant party*
Draco: HellOOOOOO! PENGUINS!
Dorian: Oy, that's a good idea, Uncle.
Spidey: Mmm . . .
Tess: *wrinkles nose* Fried penguin?
Darko: *shrugs* First time for everything . . .
Ginny: *facepalm*
Plum: Fried Penguing?! Never!!!
Dorian and Spidey: Why not?
Plum: *wibbles* that would make me sad...well actually no...that would make my friend Kei who loves penguins die of utter despair while I laugh manically in the background *grins*
Everyone: ...
Plum: Did you know that um..this explorer guy landed on the Antartica in the 15 or 17 century (I'm probably getting it wrong since I don't remember) and all they could find to eat were penguins?
Ginny: I don't want them dead 
XX: Knock it off Plum you're making her sad.
Draco: *Glares* What about me???
Plum: W-what did I say? Dorian and Spidey *points* were the ones to start it!
lilli: she looks like she's about to cry...
pinky: Yeah...
Spidey: So..who's getting the food? Can Dorian and I go to the store to get it???
Ginny: Ok...
Spidey: Great! ^_^ We need some money *puppy eyes*
Ginny: 
Dorian: *puppy eyes*
XX: Wait, what about the decorations? How many people are coming???
Pinky: What is this party for anyway?
Sub: Valentines?
Plum: Oh! *Grins* I don't have a fangirling person anymore.
lilli: what about Remus?
Plum: oh, that was so last week 
Snape: Are you taking me back?
Plum: no.
Snape: *pouts*
XX: You're the oddest person I've ever met.
Spidey: WE NEED MONEY!!!!
XX: Get some off of Draco.
Spidey and Dorian: Ok ^_^
Draco: THE PENGUINS ARE KILLING ME!!!
Ginny: Oh dear...
Caius: There you are my sweet! Take my love!
XX: Uh...no *dashes away and gets tripped by sub*
Sub: *Grins evilly*
Caius: *Glomps on to XX*
XX: *Wheezes* Get off me...
Caius: I shall sing you a song I wrote for you
XX: No it's ok, you really don't have to--
Caius: My loveeeeee! I really love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Draco: Gods, what is that horrible noise?!
Hayden: That's Caius singing
Draco: Shut him up!
Ginny: Er.. it's not so bad *winces*
Everyone: >_<
XX: *Faints in utter pain*
Sub: You killed XX you b*****d
Plum: Hehe ^_^
lilli: It's not funny Plum!
Plum: Oh! I'm not laughing at XX I'm laughing about what Subbie said *grins*
Hayden: *Sigh*
Bunny: ::wanders in:: Oh, hey guys what's up?
Everyone: Where have YOU been?
Bunny: You know, that is a VERY good question.
Draco: ::to himself:: Damnit! So my plan to push her down that well didn't work after all...
Bunny: Anyways I was wondering...
Spidey: Not now, Bunny! We are trying to plan this Valentine's Day Party
Plum: Valentine's day was almost a week ago...
XX: SOOOO?!
Plum: Just pointing that out.
Bunny: Well I think this should be answered before we start planning a Valentine's Day Party.
Nikita: Okay what is it?
Bunny: Did we ever have the New Year's Eve Masquerade Ball?
Everyone: ::silence:: ::crickets chirp::
XX: That is a point...
lilli: Oh well! Too late to worry about that! ::eats chocolate:: Valentine's day is better than New Years anyway!
Ginny: Oh no! But does this mean the guests showed up at our home which was demolished?!
Draco: ::gasp:: MY REPUTATION! ::runs away screaming::
Shippers and Ginny: ::rolls eyes::
Darko: Okay, Draco, since it was my birthday last week, on V-day, and since this is a V-day party, you have to give me a lap dance!
Nik: OMG then I get one, too!
Dark Hamadryad, Kath, wyvern, Wings, Uliczka: Uh...hello!
Darko: Hey...there's no way y'all were here before!
Draco: What?!? I really don't appreciate my body just being offered to whomever it might please...Oh wait, yes I do. Okay, ladies, who's first?
Ginny: *thwaps Draco*
Draco: *rubs head*
Nik: Fine, fine, but how about we take a tip from Lost in our obsession and play Truth or Dare!
Everyone: *cheers*
bunny: I want a masquerade ball! *runs and finds a mask* I'm so mysterious, Hayden, don't you want to know the real me?
Hayden:
Darko: Okay, okay, truth or dare. Since Valentine's Day is my birthday, and this is a Valentine's Day party, I go first!
Spidey: I protest that!
Darko: *glares* Okay...Snape, truth or dare?
Snape: *shifty eyes* Truth...I mean...dare...(which one can be used most against me?)...truth!...no...Dare!
Plum: OMG you're hot and all, but hurry up!
Snape: Harry's dad tried to kill me!
Harry: WHY YOU SONOFA-
Darko: OMG Harry, sit down. Okay, Snape, I dare you to feed Plum some dimsum with your toes!
Everyone: LAME!
Darko: FINE! I dare you to kiss Harry!
Draco: *points to Harry and laughs maniacally* POTTY AND SNAPE SITTING IN A TREE!
Harry: WHY I OUGHTA- *tackles Draco*
Spidey: This game rocks!
Nikita: Wait ONE SECOND . . . If XX fainted from Caius' horrible singing *glares at Caius*, how did she talk in Bunny’s post?
XX: *morphs into Danica*
Real XX: *is lying on ground unconscious*
Ginny: DANICA MARCH MAL-
Danica: Save it, Mum. I'm sick of being ignored. I got all excited when I was made judge of the contest between Stanley and XX because it seemed like people were finally paying attention to me. Now Stanley left and everyone FORGOT about me again . . . *tear* I thought if I pretended to be XX everyone would notice me.
Tess: *helpfully* There, there, XX's-brainchild-who-she-can't-comfort-because-she's-unconscious. We're planning a party and you can invite your L.I., Brendan Finnegan.
Danica: Oh. OK.
Hayden: TESS!
Tess: What?
Hayden: How could you BETRAY me like that? Encouraging MY SISTER to go after random blokes? WHY?
Tristy: Not another one of his drama queen moments . . . *mumblemumble* [/bitter mumbling about how she can't control the sorting hat]
Hayden: *cries*
Tess: There, there, baby . . . *huggles brainchild*
Bunny: *cough* What about XX? She's still unconscious. Someone needs to help me revive her.
Mysterious Voice: Did someone say my precious fangirl XX needs help?
Tess: *facepalm* JOHN STAMOS! NOOOOOOO!
Caius: *tackles John Stamos*
Mysterious Guy: *appears out of nowhere* *is MOUTHWATERING* *runs across room* *gives XX mouth-to-mouth resuscitation*
All Females: *swoon*
XX: *wakes up* *checks out Mysterious Guy* *swoons* Who are you, my darling, precious, gorgeous, [insert positive adjective here] SAVIOR?
Mysterious Guy: *chuckles* *smirks* Don't you recognize me, XX? I told you I'd be back. I told you I'd grow up to be rich and smart and handsome . . .
Tess: *shockgasp* OMIGOSH! I recognize that arrogant voice! It's STANLEY!
Plum: NEVER!
Mysterious Guy: *continues to smirk* I am.
XX: *faints again*
Everyone: *is silent*
Dorian: So how about this party? Truth or Dare is always fun . . . and I rather liked the idea of a Valentine's Day masquerade myself . . .
Crickets: *chirp*
Pandemonium: *begins*
Snape: *is impossibly happy that everyone has forgotten that he was supposed to snog Harry*
Darko: It's my BIRTHDAY! All I wanted to do was play Truth or Dare! Speaking of which . . . Harry and Snape were supposed to snog!
Snape: Curses!
Harry: Isn’t there any way I can get out of this?
Darko: *cheerfully* Nope.
Harry and Snape: *snog*
Cedric: *shudders convulsively*
Tristy: CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!
F&I-ers: *laugh hysterically*
XX, who has come to: Wellllll, I do like Slytherin/Gryffindor relationships . . . *pets avatar*
Harry: *sulks* Who next?
Snape: I choose . . .
Snape: I choose-
Spidey: OMGOMGOMGOMGWAITAMOMENT!
Everyone: Oh, no...
Draco: Let me guess... You've had a vision!
Spidey: *giggles* No, silly, I've had a revelation!
Snape: What, you've realized that I am the best Harry Potter character and want to start worshipping me?
Spidey: ...
Snape: ...
Darko: Uh, that was completely out of character.
Snape: Oh, sorry. Do you want me to try again?
Darko: Yes, please.
Snape: What, you've realized that-
Spidey: Shut up. I am trying to say something important! Ok, I'm sure you guys have noticed that people and things keep dissappearing. Like the dogs. Where did my puppy go? And wasn't Shalei here, because I haven't seen her in forever...
Draco: ...Do you have a point?
Spidey: I think that there's a black hole that keeps eating people.
Bunny: OMG, this would make a great horror movie!
lilli: Dude, I totally know!
Bunny: We could star in it!
lilli: It would be great!
Bunny: It would be sexy!
lilli: It would make us lots o' cash!
Bunny & lilli: *high five*
Spidey: Um, this is important, people. I mean, if I'm right, we all could be EATEN!
Everyone: *ponders this*
XX: Nah... I don't think anyone would want to eat Snape.
Snape: HEY!
Darko: Let's just please play truth or dare.
Spidey: OOHIWANNAGOIWANNAGOIWANNAGO!
Snape: But it's my turn!!!!!
XX: Just let Spidey go; it'll be easier in the long run.
Snape: *pouts*
Spidey: YAY, OK! Draco, truth or dare.
Draco: Truth.
Spidey: OMGOMGOMGOMGhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... OK! Question. Who is sexier: Dumbledore or Harry?
Draco: What? Eww..... Potter, I suppose.
H/D shippers: SQUEEEEE!
Spidey: OMG, he thinks Harry is sexy!
Draco: WHAT?!?!?! THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAY!
Harry: I DUNNO, MALFOY. MAYBE YOUR THIEVERY OF MY CAPSLOCKS IS A SIGN OF ETERNAL DEVOTION FOR ME!
Draco:
Harry: 
Draco: ...The hell?
Harry: Yep *smug* you've had the hots for me for a long time now...
Draco: The hell...?
Ginny: *Gr...* He's mine Harry!
Tristy: Dad...ew.
Harry: What? I'm pointing out the obvious.
H/D shippers: *Squee!!!
Spidey: wha...?
Harry: What?
Spidey: What??
Harry: What???
Spidey: What?!
Harry: WHAT!!!
Spidey: 
XX: Say that one more time I'll keel you guys.
Harry: YOU CAN'T KEEL ME! I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED! I KEEL YO--
*XX stabs Harry with spork*
Draco: Yes! *Happy*
Tristy: You... killed my dad...
XX: I did, didn't I?
Harry fans: *Cries*
XX: *evil grin*
*Harry fans starts chasing after her*
XX: Gah!!! Someone help!
Caius: I'll save you my dearest!
XX: No! *Scowls* Not you again!
Caius: *kissy lips*
XX: Gross!
lilli: I think it's cute!
Darko: What about the party?!
Spidey: Party!!! Food!!!
Dorian: Food!!!
Plum: Not again...*groans* Hey! Snape!
Snape: What?
Plum: I got these Italian Piergories or something like that..their pasta shell filled with mashpotatoes and onions. You want some?
Snape: What about Dimsun?
Plum: Er...you ate all the the dimsum but this is really good!
Snape: If I do....does that mean you'll take me back? *hopeful*
Plum: Just try some.
Snape: Fine. I doubt I'll like them they sound--
*Plum stuffs one in his mouth*
Snape: *Chews* thees ish wonderfulsh!
Plum: ^_^
Draco: *disgusted*
XX: HELP!!!
Caius: I WILL HELP YOU MY LOVE!
Harry fans: DIE XX!!!! KEEL PERSON WHO KEELED OUR BELOVED HARRY!!!
Harry: STOP USING MY CAPS LOCKS!!!!
Harry fans: Yeah! He's alive! ^_^ *Glomps*
Harry: oof.
Tristy: Hiya dad.
XX: Phew! *wipes forehead, but suddenly gets tackled by Caius*
Caius: My love! I wrote another song for you!
XX: No!
Caius: Our loveeeeeeeee is undeniable!!!! We're sooooooooooooo meant to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Glass of wine shatters*
Plum: Damn that was the wine for Snape
Snape: These are yummy! *Squee*
Spidey: ... Wha...?
Harry: What???
Spidey: W--
XX: STOP SAYING THAT!!!
Harry: STOP USING MY CAPS LOCKS!
XX: SHUT UP!!!
Harry: YOU SHUT UP!!!
Tristy:
Hayden: -_-*
Plum: You guys...
Everyone: ??
*Background: Harry and XX still yelling*
Plum: What's that... *points*
*Everybody turns around*
Harry: M-mum?
Draco: Harry, you sick freak, that's Big Foot!
Big Foot: GRRRRRRRRRROWL!
Harry: SHUT UP MALFOY YOU THINK I'M HOT!
Draco: So what, huh? You can't seriously tell me that you don't think I'm attractive as well.
Spidey: Um...guys...this is the...D/G thread.
Draco and Harry: Ooops.
Draco: Ginny my love!
D/G: *snogsnogsnog*
bunny: Isn't anyone worried about Big Foot?
Nikita: Big Foot's just a hoax, anyway.
Spidey: And he's going to get sucked into the black hole.
Big Foot: *gets sucked into black hole*
XX: Caius! Get off my leg!
Caius: *whimpers*
Xx: I dunno, you're kind of cute...
Caius: Hell yeah! *grabs for XX*
C/X: *snogsnogsnog*
The Real XX: OMFG EWWWW!
Imposter XX: *rips of mask*
Voldemort: MWUAHAHAHA!
Cauis: *dies* *comes back to life*
Voldemort: *gets run over by Alex Trebek*
Alex Trebek: WHO IS LORD VOLDEMORT?!?!!!!!!!!
Darko: OMG JUDE LAW GOT SUCKED INTO THE BLACK HOLE!!! OMFGOMDOIFUSODKJGLKJSDF!!!!!!
Ginny: OMFGSSLDKJFGKHSDGJ!
Draco: *glare*
XX: OMG OMG OKAY I GOT IT!!!!!
Everyone: ...
XX: HAYDEN I DARE YOU TO KISS TRISTY!
Harry: I KEEL YOU! FIRST MY CAPSLOCK AND THEN MY DAUGHTER! DIE DIE DIE!
Darko: Somebody, break out the tranquilizer!
Shalei: *breaks out tranquilizer*
Spidey: Wait a sec! I thought you got sucked into the black hole!
Shalei Oh right... *starts to jump into black hole*
XX: Wait! No!
Shalei Okay, this is confusing. Am I sopossed to be in the black hole or not?
Draco: Yes.
Everyone else: No!
Darko Are you back for real... cause we need to save Jude!
Shalei: I'm back.
Bunny: How'd you do it?
Spidey: I'll get the popcorn!!
Shalei: Well...
Spidey *returns in tears* Guys... I have some.... aw....ful.....new...s..s THE POPCORN WENT DOWN THE BLACK HOLE!
Everyone: Um....
lilli: There, there.... *pats back*
XX: A-hem-hem-hem...
Spidey: Oh right! We can have chips instead *skips off*
Darko: As you were saying Shalei
Shalei: Well after I was sucked into the big black hole....
Shalei: Well after I was sucked into the big black hole....
Everyone: *enters flashback mode*
Shalei: *falls into a black hole* *screams madly*
Voice: Shut up! Some of us are trying to get some sleep!
Shalei: *is unapologetic* Who are you?
Voice: You mean you don't recognize me?
Shalei: Er, should I?
Voice: But I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm-
Shalei: ...Yes?
Voice: I'm- I'm Captain Hook!
Shalei: ...The Hell?
Captain Hook: Arr, matey, I'm a scrandalous man.
Shalei: Scrandalous?
Captain Hook: I shall tell you me story, me hearty. We were on the deck of me ship when who should appear but-
Shalei: -Peter Pan?
Captain Hook: Don't be silly, girl. Who should appear but me old enemy The Goblet of Fire!!!!
Shalei: ...The Hell?
Captain Hook: The Goblet of Fire told me it had been shunned by a vile creature called Spidey-
Shalei: She's not vile!
Captain Hook: And wanted me to feel his pain.
Shalei: This makes no sense.
Captain Hook: So he poured fire on his head. I'm afraid that now I'm quite bald.
Shalei: But your hair! *points to hair*
Captain Hook: Aye, well, it grew back mighty quickly. The next thing I knew, I had jumped into the water. A bit later, I was here.
Shalei: *pats Captain Hook's head* Who else is down here?
Captain Hook: Arr, the usual scoundrels. A purple cow, two dogs, a series of odd celebrity-type people, and various fictionaly characters.
Shalei: What do we do now?
Captain Hook: Aye, well, you can-
Captain Hook: Aye, well, you can-
XX: *interrupts* So, can we invite them up?
Ginny: Well, XX, while I'm usually all for being generous and hospitable, we really don't know these -
Captain Hook: *growls* Ar, why not?
Draco: I'll tell you why -
Captain Hook: *growls*
Draco: *promptly shuts up*
XX: Er, um - *peers into hole* COME ON UP, YOU LOT!
Nikita: *moves over to the edge of the hole to identify the celebrity-types crawling their way out* Emerging first is a filthy - yet extremely sexy - badass-jerky-jock-turned-loving-husband from One Tree Hill - NATHAN SCOTT!
Nathan: That's my character, not me - there's a difference. I'm James Lafferty. *sulks*
XX: James LAFFERTY! *dies*
Mysterious Voice: C'mon, man, lay off. You know you can't do the brooding thing like I can - even Whitey, er, I mean Barry says so - you might give me a run for my money, but brooding's always been MY thing.
Nathan, er, James: Dude -
Nathan, er, James: Dude -
Spidey: What the HELL is going on?
XX: Huh?
Spidey: See, one minute we're in flashback mode and the next we're in weird makes-no-sense mode. You ALWAYS do this to me. It's not fair. Not fair. I protest this. Can we please go back to flashback mode, now? Things were really getting interesting!
Shalei: *sobs* But flashback mode brings back unpleasent memories. We were almost at the part where it was discovered that there weren't any cookies or televisions in the black hole!
Everyone: *gasp*
Depth: That's terrible, Shalei. How did you survive?
Shalei: I almost didn't. I was almost ded when The Mysterious Mr. X came and rescued me.
Everyone: The Mysterious Mr. X?
Shalei: Yes. He's very mysterious.
Spidey: I PROTEST THAT!
XX: YEAH, WELL I LIKE ONE TREE HILL!
Spidey: YEAH?
XX: YEAH!
Spidey: YEAH?
XX: YEAH!
Spidey: OK, then. I'm hungry. Can we go to Subway now?
XX: OMIGAH, Spidey, I'm so SORRY! I didn't see the little *enter flashback mode* thing until after you posted the post before me and I went back and re-read your OLD post! *thwaps self*
Spidey: *sulks* 'S alright.
Shalei: *sniffles* I think it's better this way - I don't want to relive my trauma.
lilli: There, there. *pets*
Spidey: *pout* Fine by me, so long as we go to Subway.
Dorian: Amen to that.
Hayden: Always thinking with your stomach, mate?
Draco: True sign of a Weasley.
Ginny: *glares*
Draco: *wibbles*
XX: I'm OK with that - so long as my preciouses get to stay.
Danica: "Preciouses?" Dude, there's James Lafferty and a mysterious voice.
Tristy: Not to say James isn't hot and everything . . . Hot enough to count as two "preciouses" in fact.
XX: OMIGODlikeSQUEE! You watch One Tree Hill?
Tristy: Duh.
XX: Wasn't the Boy Toy Auction episode the best EVER?
Tristy: Hell YES! *surreptitiously checks out James*
Hayden: *sulks*
XX and Tristy: *continue to squee over One Tree Hill*
James: *blush* That was the most embarassing episode ever.
Mysterious Voice: Stop being all sulky, dude. I'm supposed to sulk. It's in the character description.
XX and Tristy: OMG, Chad Michael Murray, too? SCORE!
XX: I'll take one, you take the other. Deal?
Tristy: Deal.
Chad: Dude, I'm engaged.
Danica: Er - hello? What do you need them for? I'm the one who's STILL in need of a love interest - on VALENTINE'S DAY!
Plum: Didn't you enjoy that XX? *Wink and nudges her*
XX: *Glares*
Plum: What? I was just teasing.
XX: I think James is way cuter.
Tristy: Chad is cute though ^-^
Hayden: 
Dorian: Someone's jealous!
Hayden: *Glares*
Darko: I don't know I kinda think Stanley's pretty cute...
XX: 
*Glares*
Plum: Yech...
XX and Darko: *Glares*
XX: At least I'm not into an old greasy bat who's old enough to be your grandfather!
Snape: *Glares*
Plum: Nuh-uh! ^-^ I like someone else now!
Everyone: ....
Snape:
Spidey: who's it now?
Plum: Hehe I've been addicted to the shoebox project lately and I'm fangirling Sirius now! ^-^ He's so awesome!
Snape: B-but...
Plum: What?
Snape: He tried to kill me!
Draco: *Smirks*
Plum: Well that's what you get for trying to take what he said seriously you dolt! Besides, he's teh cutest!
Snape: *passes out*
Ginny: *Giggles*
Spidey: I'm hungry.
Dorian: me too.
Plum: hehe you guys should have tons of love bunnies ^-^
Dorian and Spidey: *Blushes and glares*
Plum: What?
Darko: Where's Stanley?
XX: Why do you care where he is?
Darko: I told you, I think he's cute.
XX: *Grumbles*
Ginny: Oh! I remember now! We were going to have a party.
F&Ir's: PARTY!!!
Harry: STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Draco: *Glares at Ginny*
Ginny: *Glares back at him and brings out baby penguins*
Draco: *Pales*
Ginny: *smirks*
Penguin lovers: Awwww!!!
Baby penguins: Daddy! Daddy!
Draco: *Runs*
Ginny: *giggles*
Spidey: Ok, I'm hungry. What are we going to have at the party?
*They start planning while there is Draco screaming for help in the background, Harry is chasing after him to stop "using his capslocks"*
Darko: Why are we glaring so much?
Tristy: OMG we might be cursed!
Everyone: What?!
Tristy: I don't know I just wanted to say that *blushes*
Dorian: Yeah, why are we glaring so much?
James: Cursed? Where are we exactly?
XX: *shy grin* Well, um, we're -
Draco: *is still screaming in the background*
XX: You see, we're -
Harry: *capslocks*
XX: *cannot BELIEVE she ever fangirled Harry* *mumbles incoherently for about five minutes* *blush*
Ginny: The short version? I'm Ginny Weasley (well, technically Ginny Malfoy, but you wouldn't know that, would you?) and that penguin-phobic psycho is my husband Draco Malfoy.
Chad: DUDE! I know where we are. No one's gonna believe us! We're in Harry Potter!
James: *looks disturbed* C'mon, man, don't mess with me! We're not in Harry Potter! If we were, then, well - where's Harry Potter?
Ginny: *points*
James: *faints*
Spidey: *tries to ignore James lying unconscious at her feet* Well, um, why don't we play I Never before going to Subway?
XX: OMG, there's the BEST scene with that game on One Tree Hill! We have to wake my precious up so he can play!
Chad: That scene hurt my feelings. *sniff*
Tristy: *pets*
Hayden: *glares*
Fey: Well, I've reprised my role as the Sorter-Outer - a healer's coming in five minutes. While we wait, why don't you explain the rules?
XX: Well, someone starts off by saying something they've never done before and whoever has takes a drink. Then, one of the people who drank says something they never did and you keep going.
Ginny: *begins filling up wine glasses*
Hermione: What about the minors?
Nikita:
Plum: Hey . . . can we invite Sirius?
Ginny: Why not?
Harry: HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY DECEASED GODFATHER'S NAME IN FRONT OF ME? THE NERVE!
Snape: *snaps* Black'd be drunk in less than five minutes. Theres's nothing the idiot hasn't done.
Plum: So?
Sirius: Someone say my name?
Plum: *glomps Sirius*
Healer: *is checking over James*
Harry: *glares*
Spidey: OMG, can we please go to Subway now?
Plum: But what about the game?
Spidey and Dorian: Oh, please?!?!?
Plum: *gigges* You two should get married!
Dorian: WHAT?!?!!?
Spidey: *blushes* Don't be silly! I'm not nearly ready to get married! And besides, who could get married on an empty stomach? And besides, Dorian is, well...
Dorian: I'm what?!?!?!
Spidey: Don't get mad, Dorian, it's just that you aren't...
Dorian: Aren't WHAT?
Spidey: Well, intellectually interesting enough. Also, all you ever think about is food and getting yourself attention.
Dorian: You only ever think of food, too!
Spidey: I think of lots of things. I'm interesting. I have visions and I like puppies and I protest things and I'm often confused and I get hyper and happy and have random ideas about what to do and I read and play the violin and sleep a lot but all you ever do is whine about how no one notices you and talk about food. And food is all good and well, but you ought to talk about something else.
Dorian: You don't think I'm good enough for you. You'd rather have someone more like... Hayden.
Spidey: Of course not! He needs to marry Tristy!
Tristy and Hayden: *blush* *glare*
Spidey: Besides, you don't even like me romantically.
Draco: This is so boring!
Ginny: *is crying* This is so sweet!
XX: This is so soap opera-ish.
Spidey: Ok, let's go to Subway!
XX: You really know how to spoil a mood, Spidey!
Spidey: Whee, I can add that onto my list of talents! What should we do now?
Shalei: Omg, I know!
Everyone: OMGWHAT?!?!!?
Shalei: Sleep.
Everyone: ???
Shalei: Well, this RR seems not to really follow the laws of time but techincally, it's been several months since we last slept and personally, I'm exhau- *falls asleep*
Sirius: Can we please play the game now that everything's sorted out?
Depth: What do you mean?
Sirius: We had the soap opera lovey moment and then the tired girl fell asleep but I just want to play a drinking game!
Spidey: Oh, me too! But I'm a minor...
XX: That's OK. We don't actually have any beer/alcoholic beverages. We're going to have to use Sprite.
Plum: OHHH we can have Tiramisu!!! *Squee*
Darko: For the drinking game???
Shalei: ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZ....
Ginny:
Plum: YES!
Harry: SHUT UP! FIRST IT WAS MENTIONING MY GODFATHER AND NOW TAKING MY CAPSLOCKS!!!!!!!
Snape: Tiramisu is disgusting *sneers*
Sirius: Actually it's pretty good *grins*
Plum: *Squee* I lurve you Sirius! *Glomps*
Snape: .... I love Tiramisu too!!!
Draco: *Sneers* Pathetic...
Spidey: Ok, can we go to subway now?!
Dorian: W-why don't you like me?
XX: My god...it's over Dorian! The Soap-opera lovey dovey mush is all over so just get over it!
Dorian: *wibbles*
Spidey: There, there. *Pats head* We're not meant to be I mean you're a fictionalized character made by Tesse and I'm a real teenager. Besides, I know you don't like me like that, let's just call a truce and be food-eating partners k?
Dorian: *nods head*
James: Ok I'm back from being passed out. Whoa..this is weird dude, I mean meeting the Harry Potter characters.
Plum: ...baka! You just now noticed?!
James: Baka?
Plum: Baka!
XX: *Glares at Plum*
Plum: Hehe it means idiot.
James: ...
Plum: I was just joking sorry.
Sirius: Who wants to go with me on my motorcycle?
Ginny: Me!
Draco:
Spidey: Pick me! We can get to Subway faster!
Tristy: I want to!
Hayden: (Like father, like son!)
Plum: I wanna go!
Snape:
Chad: Awesome take me!
James:
Darko: What happened to Stanley?
XX: Not him again! *Glares*
Plum: What happened to Caius? 
*Caius appears*
XX: *Pales*
James: Who's he?
XX: a weird stalk-
Plum: Her boyfriend ^-^
XX:
Caius: My love! Come to me darling! *Arms wide open*
XX: *Runs*
F&I'rs: *laughs*
James:
Darko: WOOHOO I've been gone for a while and now I'm ready for a DRINKING GAME!
Sirius: This girl, I like!
Darko: You can't like me because you and Remus are meant to be together!
Remus/Sirius: 
Draco: This ship is supposed to be about ME and my undying love for GINNY remember?!?!?!?
Darko: Sorry, I just got caught up in this Not Your OTP Week!
Spidey: Sprite!
Dorian: Do you at least think I'm attractive?
Spidey: This conversation is officially over!
lilli: Dorian, I think you're handsome!
Dorian: Hey, wanna snog!
lilli
Sirius: First off, Plum, stop stuffing your face with tiramisu. It is not allowed.
Plum: Bmfut Iff wuff thrimuffu!
Snape: *wipes Plum's mouth*
Hayden: Dude, you're so whipped.
Snape *glare*
Shalei: Zzzzz....
XX: AAAAAAAAH!
Caius: I'm so thirsty! *grabs Sprite, drinks, continues running after XX*
Sirius: Ahem!
Everything: *chaos*
Sirius: I SAID SHUT IT!
Everything: *cricket cricket*
Sirius: Drinking game...I have this deck of cards *deck of cards appears* I'm going to lay a card down. *Lays down Six of Spades* And then, Darko...
Darko: OMFG you know my name! *swoons*
Sirius: *glares* ...is going to lay down a card. If it is the same color, then she takes SIX sips of Sprite, if it's a different color she takes THREE, if it's the same number, she takes TWELVE. Got it?
Everyone: *blinkblinkblink*
Spidey: Did you just make that up?
Sirius: NO!
Darko: *lays down Eight of Hearts* *licks Sirius's face*
Sirius: That's not the game!
Darko: I know...
Plum: *stops eating tiramisu* Darko *glare* he's mine! What about Stanley?!
Darko: What about him?
XX: HELP GET THIS LUNATIC OFF OF ME!
James: ...
Chad: Aren't you going to help her?
James: Nah... I think she's pretty safe.
Sirius: ARE WE PLAYING THE GAME OR NOT?!
Spidey: SPRITE! ^_^
Harry: STOP USING MY CAPS LOCKS!!!!
Plum: *giggles* you guys burst his bubbles.
Everyone: ...
Plum: *giggles*
Snape: *hands her tiramisu*
Dorian: Aw, c'mon Lilli let's snog, I know you want to
lilli: I said you were cute, that doesn't mean I want to snog you.
Darko: Ok... I got the same card! So that means... I get 3 sips?
Sirius: correct.
Darko: Just one question...
Sirius: *grunts*
Darko: Where's the sprite?
Sirius: *Glares at Caius who is chasing XX with half an empty bottle of sprite in his hand, stomps off and beats Caius up and brings over the almost gone sprite*
Ginny: Sirius! You beat my son!
Draco: No one beats up a Malfoy!
Darko: *Blinks at the bottle of sprite* It's only enough to have a tiny sip
Sirius: *growls*
Plum: that was sexy! *squee*
Snape:
Spidey: I agree
lilli: me too!
Dorian:
Darko: me three!
Tristy: Lol uncle Sirius you have a sexy growl
Harry:
Hayden:
lilli: this is kind of boring... what can we do?
Ginny: Hm... I'm not sure... what shall we do?
Spidey: ....I know!
Everyone: ???
Spidey: Let's--
Spidey: Let's go dancing!
Everyone: *blinkblink*
XX: You know, that wasn't the drinking game I wanted to play.
Sirius: I know. But you were being chased around by the tall, red-headed kid, and I like this one better.
Plum: I want to go dancing!
Spidey: W00t!
Plum&Spidey: *go dancing*
lilli: There's no more Sprite.
Darko: Uh...duh.
Dorian: Let's snog!
lilli: ARGH!
Chad: This is totally whack. I kinda want to go back to OTH.
James: Yeah.
Chad&James: *go back to OTH*
Stanley: Plum, my love! *runs up to Plum and begins dancing Dane Cook style*
Plum: *screams*
Darko: *to lilli* What are we going to do now?
Draco: Leave?
Darko: You do realize that we're not in your house anymore don't you? It's actually you who is hanging around us.
Draco: Sh-but...I...er...
lilli: So in essence, you're fangirling us!
Draco: *faints dead away*
Darko&lilli: *high five*
lilli: Actually he can't leave because then our posts wouldn't be relevant!
Darko: I know.
Ginny: Draco, darling! Wake up!
Draco: The lights...so...pretty.
Sirius&XX: *fighting over which drinking game is better*
Sirius: I SAY CARDS!
XX: I SAY NEVER!
Harry: I KEEL YOU BOTH!
Sirius: Harry, that's very insensitive of you. You do realize that of all the characters in the books, JKR chose to "keel" me off, don't you?
Harry: *is ashamed*
*moment of awkward silence*
Draco: Oooooooh. *sits up* I think I need a cup of hot tea.
Everyone: *glare*
